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Outlier Songs
I was randomly browsing music on YouTube (aka “Spotify for teh olds”) and this crossed my mind. Songs that your really, REALLY like by…
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Meanwhile, in San Diego…
City Councilman: All right, this has been a full day of hearing public testimony on the issue of the proposed new stadium, and I…
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HR DUURRRRBY!
The HR Derby is being simulcast on TWWL this evening. Due to technical difficulties, though, it is just a black abyss on the screen.…
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Human Interest: Local Man Identifies As On Fire
Human Interest is an occasional series of stories investigating the whimsical side of our rich and diverse community. News 7 Reporter Sandra Santos: Turn on…
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More characters from “The Room” seek advice
[Ed. Note–While Johnny was the first to ask for it, the other characters in The Room also (obviously) need help as well. For reasons that will…
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Wait, Is Johnny Really Dead????
Wait, this first story seems very familiar. http://www.freep.com/story/life/advice/2015/07/04/amy-dickinson-toxic-relationship/29637387/ This story is TEARING ME APART. Dear Amy: I have a serious problem with my future…
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NSA Telephone Transcript #14B688UC11
[brief ringing sound, then a phone picking up] OSZ: Hello? [No response. Background noise sounds like a large group of people talking all at…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right. Das Ist Gut!
As summer approaches (like we really have to deal with a challenging summer on the beach) and we are getting into the hotter months,…
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True Detective, Episode One Thoughts (Episode Two Tonight)
Good Jeebus Day, DBO Kommenters. As we look out upon the barren sports landscape (again, FUCK YOU SUMMER!) take cold comfort in that we…
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The Devil’s Advo-CAT
[INT. OFFICE, DAYTIME] TONY DUNGY: [reading newspaper] Blasphemy! Sacrilege! This shall not stand! [DOOR FLIES OPEN] JAY CUTLER: [groans] Oh Jesus. I should have…