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How I Know If You’re Stupid
If there is a conversation about almost any topic, and you make a statement that starts with “My thing is…”, then you have done…
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Counterpoint: The National Football League Is Great, By Trent Green
Hello, I’m current National Football League commentator Trent Green, and I read the article on your site that said not to buy any National…
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Christmas Origins: A Heathen Explains.
For the uninitiated, non-Christian, non-Anglican, or extra terrestrial, Christmas is a seriously weird-ass holiday. In it’s current iteration in the U.S. we are, in…
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Post Season Plans
From: [email protected] Sent: Sunday, December 6, 2015 10:06 PM To: <2015 NFL Coaches> Subject: Cruise Gentlemen- Found a cruise on Groupon I’m gonna take in the offseason. If…
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Jingle Balls – A BOS Offtopic discussion – My favorite LA Christmas movies
Most people will have a certain movie or set of movies that mean Christmas to them. “It’s a Wonderful Life” is one example. You…
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Carousing with Cowherd: PK pays a visit
I was a captive audience for Cowherd’s radio show yesterday – I was stuck in traffic – and I didn’t have any creative ideas…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Offseason Report #1
Have you ever wondered what would happen if soccer had the wettest ball-slappiest intersport sex with Australian Rules footy? No, Rex, that’s not what…
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DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week 12
Things are getting tight. DFO Spreads Wide (picking against the spread, Prize = A grab at OSZ’s bag of goodies) Sunrisesunrise’s lead remains at…
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Roger Goodell Visits BIRDMURDERDOME
If you were most of America on Sunday afternoon, you were subject to Packers at Vikings on Fox. While it was one of the few…
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The San Diego Bye Week Report: A Fantastic Journey (To Last Place/Angeles)
[Deep within a hospital, a patient lies prone, still, and hooked up to many medical devices and machines that whirr, beep, and occasionally print…