AFLW Round Four 2019

This week, Tayla Harris really likes poles Balls was happy on Friday night and Somewhere, Blair Walsh sulks Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! AFLW Round 4 Recaps Round 4 began at a civilized time on Friday night for yours truly, so I was able to watch my Geelong Cats take on the Carlton Blues at home

Better Know a Banner Bracket: GAMBLOR Regional

Greetings again, and welcome back to the first annual [DFO] Banner Tournament Preview. And may I confirm, this is just the PREVIEW. The tournament proper doesn't start until Friday, as that is March 1st. These four days (yesterday, today, tomorrow, and Thursday) are just the unveiling of the regions—take that

Orchids of Asia Day Spa Report Context

  Good Morning and thank you all for being our here today on such a chilly Boston morning. I am speaking before you this morning to share valuable insight regarding last week's allegations that my boyfriend of seven years but not father of my 10 month old child, Mr Robert Kraft, will

Better Know a Banner Bracket: BLEERGH Regional

Welcome to the first of four days of bracket previews before the First Annual [DFO] Bracket Tournament, colloquially known as—actually, we're still working on it; Banner Madness is the best we got and that's still kinda meh. Either way, we start by delving to the upper left side of the

Announcing…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbP1pAp49mA …The first-ever [DFO] Banner Tournament! Yes, it's been a long time coming, and now that it's almost March, it's finally here. We went through as many banner comments as we could find from the beginning of the site (thanks, Internet Wayback Archive!), including a brand-new archive of current banners (dating from

AFLW Round Three 2019

This week, Must resist making joke... No women were hurt in this celebration and Balls' Friday Night Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! AFLW Round 3 Recaps Round 3 began again on North American Thursday night which doesn't really work out too well for me to watch the game live. This time, the North Melbourne/Tasmania

AFLW Round Two 2019

This week, AFLW players went bump in the night Flags were flown and The AFLX teams were revealed! Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! AFLW Round 2 Recaps Round 2 began on North American Thursday night which didn't work out too well for me to watch the game between the North Melbourne/Tasmania Kangaroos and the GWS Giants

Friday Evening Open Thread

Due to extenuating circumstances ("Nailed the Vocab words!" - Blair W.), today's installment of Sexy Friday is being brought to you by the pervert that brought you AVN Week. Balls: Why thank you, TWBS, for such a gracious introduction! TWBS: I'm not here and you are writing this. Balls: Oh yeah.

AFLW Round One 2019

This week, We have old friends in new places Gatorade showers are fun and A High Ten is successfully executed Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! AFLW Round 1 Recaps The Round and Season started with the new Geelong Cats hosting the Collingwood Magpies at GMHBA Stadium in Geelong. This is the same stadium the men's

Saturday Morning Footy – Open Thread

Good morning commentists wherever you are in the frozen northern hemisphere! This Premier League season has been a roller coaster of emotions for me as my beloved London Jaguras have been absolutely terrible this campaign. They've allowed 53 goals in 24 games. I am not a mathlete but that is not

AFL Beat Offseason Report #2 – AFLW Preview

This week, AFLX Vice-Captains were named! AFLW begins this weekend! and Our Footy Tipping Contest returns! Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! AFLW TEAM PREVIEWS This weekend, (TONIGHT ACTUALLY!), the third season of AFL Women's gets underway. As you may or may not remember from the first offseason report, we have two new teams this

AFL Beat 2019 Off-season Report #1

This week, Rikki Tikki Deadly gets a team named after him These ladies are ready for their close ups. And Natalie Portman still can't believe the Demons were good last year. All of this and more on Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! AFLX AFLX is BACK! Sort of. Last year, the AFL introduced a modified form