Sunday Footy Finals Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - July 14, 2024July 14, 2024

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We have TWO scintillating Championship games on tap for your viewing pleasure today. First up: Euro 2024 Spain v England All the English are banging on about Bringing It Home and all that shit but the Scots, Welsh, Irish, and pretty much every country that was conquered or harassed by the English

Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 20: Possible Canadia Bronze Medals Day!

ballsofsteelandfury - July 13, 2024July 13, 2024

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You're not getting much from me today. I did not write this post ahead of time, as I usually do, and I just came back from playing golf (badly) in the heat. I'm so tired, I have no energy to bitch at y'all for criticizing my beloved Marika and her slutty

Better Know a FITBAW Division – 2024 AFC West!

King Hippo - July 13, 2024July 10, 2024

I don't know what else to write about, so why not a divisional preview? SponsoUred by the Divine-Blessed Folks at WAL-MART obvs. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss. Yeah, Fat Andy and Kermit the Frog are going to make everyone their bitch once again. Absolutely nobody in the division can

Sexy Friday – 20240712

Mr. Ayo - July 12, 2024July 12, 2024

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TGIF! There's nothing on today, unless you're a sicko like me watching the Frenchy bike race replay. I had to get it in early because the power company has decided I won't have any after 9pm BCT today. Fortunately, the vodka is frozen, and the kindle is charged. Survival - Personal

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Tuesday Night Wednesday Special!

Senor Weaselo - July 10, 2024July 10, 2024

In that I'm at least starting this on Tuesday night, due to a rehearsal Wednesday morning/afternoon and gig Wednesday night. Why did I agree to go to Washington Heights? I don't know, not the biggest fan of myself I guess, because that shit's far from where I am in Queens.

We have a semi! Your England vs Netherlands Euro 2024 open thread

Wakezilla - July 10, 2024July 10, 2024

Today's semi-finals feature the Dutch Ovens against the Tea and Crumpets, a matchup so significant that even the racists of each country temporarily set aside their issues with having non-white players on their squad. This will be the fourth meeting between England and the Netherlands at a major tournament. The Oranje

Pour Encourager les Autres: Tuesday Open Thread

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - July 9, 2024July 9, 2024

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It's mid-Summer, which can only mean one thing: revisiting the Age of Sail! That's right, bitches-- in the absence of serious hockey, basketball and Tuesday football, oceans are now battlefields! Currently I am listening to a biography of Commodore Stephen Decatur and reading a delightful account of the Seven Years War

Monday Night Thread – Hopefully keeping cool

Open Threads

ArmedandHammered - July 8, 2024

Evening all. I had something I was working on and while trying to get it ready for tonight, I re-read what I had and I punted, it was how to put this "muy no bueno". So this is basically a Carpentered post. But I did have a question for everyone,

Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 19: The Copa Knockout Round Has Started!!

ballsofsteelandfury - July 6, 2024July 6, 2024

Thank you to Don T for his excellent post this morning that reminded me, "Oh shit, I have a post to write!" Not just a post, mind you, a SPITE post. Because I'm still pissed about taking down Marika's buffet spread picture. I hope you enjoyed today's pro-Trump banner pic. In fact,

Sexy Friday – 20240705

Mr. Ayo - July 5, 2024July 5, 2024

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TGIF! It's already July? Oh right, it's over 90° here in P.N.W. Thank god for portable ACs. Lots of footy action to get to, so let's get this over with. Survival - Personal Edition Let's throw a party! Even better, let's be that douchebag DJ! Get yourself a mixer. So that mixer

Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - July 4, 2024

My sources tell me that if a certain goober gets into office later on this year your holiday will be re-named Jews-Lie Forth. Damn-this was the longest short week ever. Everyone's been through it-you just can't get caught up because different things are getting put on your plate and you leave

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Pre-JPP Edition

Senor Weaselo - July 3, 2024July 3, 2024

Remember, keep your fingers away from your lit fireworks tomorrow! Not that there's much to celebrate this week. Somewhere, remember, sic semper tyrannis. Granted, the state motto of Virginia was exclaimed by one John Wilkes Booth after shooting Abraham Lincoln, but the words themselves are useful! We hope? Listen, I've got some