Tag: Miami Dolphins

Perfection: Mercury Morris will cry after reading your ’24 Dolphins Preview

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Dolllllllllllphinnnnnnnnnnnnnnssssss! Hey fellow DFOers! I apologize for the lateness of this post, and my overall disappearance. You see, Bill Belicheck was just a few wins away from breaking Coach Shula's all-time win record (Peace Be upon him)  and I knew I had to act before it was too late. So, I

A mediocre preview for a mediocre team: The Miami Dolphins

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2021 Record: 9-8 (Missed Playoffs) Predicted 2021 Record: 14-3, First in the AFC East Predicted 2021 Record at the Bye: 9-8, just miss the playoffs. Notable New Additions: Tyreek Hill (WR), Terron Armstead (LT), Mike McDaniel (Coach). Thoughts: Honestly, there is no real reason why the Miami Dolphins should exist as a franchise. Since their

Breaking News: Wakezilla signs with the Miami Dolphins! (Your Miami Dolphins Preview)

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/Scene begins in a press conference room in Miami. The media are already seated when a dopey looking guy walks up to the podium. Dopey guy begins to speak in a deep, but hoarse voice: Hello everyone, welcome to today's press conference of September 7th, 2020. As you know, we have

Your MXC Monday Evening Open Thread

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NFL Nuggets: Obviously, Don Shula's passing is the big news of the day.   He was 90 years old. From 1951 to 1957, he played defensive back for the Browns, Colts and [*Redacted] s. He began coaching in 1960, and was a head coach for 33 total years, winning 347 total games,

The Miami Dolphins at the Bye

Another sold out crowd in Miami
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Hello everyone! Welcome to the Dolphins at the bye—also known as the one week where Miami can’t lose on the field.  I’m your host, Wakezilla. Since this diarrhea-inside-a-dumpster-fire-outside-of-an-abortion-clinic season is going according to plan, there isn’t much to talk about, except for two positive stories: Raekown McMillan has turned into an

Your “Holy shit, the Dolphins still exist?” 2019 Preview

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/Scene opens with Wakezilla laying in bed, his two hands behind his head and his eyes wide open. Underneath the sheets is another body that begins just below Wakezilla's waist, with a head bobbing up and down. The bobbing stops and the sheets are raised to reveal Mrs. Wakezilla, wearing