Scene: Me reading a book, sitting on an overstuffed leather chair near an electric fireplace. Oh my! I didn't hear you come in. How are you? [takes bubble pipe out of mouth, places bookmark in the middle of The Idiot's Guide to Masturbation] Does this smoking jacket go with these Giants pajama
Month: August 2015
The Raid
Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 18
The season is winding down and there are only 5 rounds left! The battle for the top eight spots, which entitle a club to finals footy, is intense. How did our favorite teams do this weekend? Let's dig in, shall we? Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! The round started off
Elisha And THE BEN
Scene: The Rooney-Mara Doin’ It The Right Way Secret Mountain Hideaway Fortress (Actual location–Lake George) Elisha: Did you see me in those new DirecTV commercials? I think they’re pretty neat! THE BEN: THE BEN THINK SO ALSO TOO. Elisha: It’s the Citizen watch of satellite television providers! THE BEN: THE BEN HAVE DISH NETWORK. Elisha:
In Honor of Xmas Ape, Some Not-So-Terrible Towels.
DFO Open House
/sets up sign outside //takes fresh baked cookies out of oven and puts them on a rack to cool /// puts out punch and pie Oh, Hi there! Didn't expect you so early. No, please, come in and take a look around! (newcomer eyes place suspiciously) Let me tell you a little bit about the
Team Preview Housekeeping
Bye Bye, Kissing Suzy Kolber
A long, long time ago I can still remember how those dick jokes used to make me smile And I knew if I created an account That I could make those komments count And maybe make the Komments of the Week But first Big Daddy Drew went packing When Matt left, the mailbag's lacking Sexy Friday has
Chip’s Eagles get a Little Lighter; Boykin to Steelers
Chip Kelly is answering those critics the best way possible. By sending his best Cornerback Brandon Boykin across that great Alabama Sea known as mid-state Pennsylvania to their in state rivals Pittsburgh Steelers. In return the Eagles get a 2nd 3rd conditional 5th round draft pick. The rest of the league is upset by the deal
After the Yellow Bar
It is a new day. Maybe not a great one, but a new one. The apocalypse of creative and funny versus corporate and restrictive mutually-assured destruction occurred, and now we find ourselves naked and bruised but definitely not alone navigating this nuclear winter. Rather than licking our wounds over what had
