In September of 2015, the U.S. Justice System declared the NFL's disciplary efforts were in violation of due process laws. In the wake of this historic decision, the league found itself unable to enforce discipline amongst its players. The NFL attempted to force all disciplinary procedures to be settled through arbitration,
Month: September 2015
NFL Widow Braces for Week 2
The start of the NFL season puts me at the end of a tunnel looking for a light, wishing that it were a train that will run me over. I shouldn’t say that. My kids need me. Last Thursday Mom was coming over to use my computer. Thank God she got
DFO, Money Comes In – Week 2
As we mentioned last week, Week One games are notoriously difficult to predict. Given that, I say that WhyEaglesWhy's and my performance of basically breaking even should be commended. Who knew the Vikings would suck as much ass as Amabella (image NSFW, but worth the click) ? As for King Hippo's and
The Clown Car Stops Here: Debate-Free Open Thread
Can’t do it tonight. I just can’t.
Let’s Try This Again: Republican Debates Y’All!
Hey guys, some of you may remember the last Republican debates that we hosted here as an UNMITIGATED disaster. Well, we're going to do a little better this time. Come join us as we listen to: racists morons smart people who say dumb things misogynists anti-union lunatics one lady a full-sized oompa loompa a mob boss caricature a wealthy
NFL TV Broadcast Maps, Week Two
Week Two, Broadcast Maps Broadcast maps for week two have been released. Of course, these are subject to change. As a reminder, primetime games this week are as follows: TNF: Broncos @ Chiefs; SNF: Seahawks @ Packers; and MNF: Jets @ Colts. As for the Sunday afternoon games, the 1PM slate is packed
Star of “The League” Admits Lies About 9/11 Escape, Declared Not Funny Retroactively
After a New York Times investigation revealed that his story about fleeing the World Trade Center on 9/11 was not true, Steve Rannazzisi was declared not funny by various television personalities and internet commenters. Mr. Rannazzisi, best known for his portrayal of Kevin McArthur on the hit FX Sitcom The League, appeared on Marc
Nobody Cares About My Fantasy Teams
Football Talk From A Stand Up Comedian
Practice Makes Perfect
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DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week 1
As I promised in the initial post announcing our prediction contests, here is your weekly update: Eliminator Challenge ($200 prize in cash or donation to Wounded Warriors) There was some blood shed on Week One, my friends. It was like a middle school girls restroom out there. 20 entries, including mine, were
Daily Fantasy Football vs the Bookie
Fantasy Sports have become a major force in the world. Companies like DraftCzars and FanThunderdome are changing the face of Fantasy Sports with what they call "Daily Fantasy Football" games. How is betting $3-$500 on the outcome of your match up different from joining one of those online gambling sites