[Gulps from plastic jug of hard liquor] I can’t believe it’s been 7 hours since my first drink and you haven’t even TEXTED to wish me a Happy Father’s Day. The barkeep wouldn’t let me get a word in because he kept droning about his ingrate kids, so I returned home
Month: June 2020
Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Pollo Asado with homemade flour tortillas!
Good morning everyone! Happy Father's Day to any dads out there! Hope everyone is still safe and practicing proper safety measures. The pandemic rolls on and now is surely the time to take it seriously. Please take this shit seriously. Had a strange dynamic start this week at work. I shared this in the DFO
I think today has marked the first "real" day back from the depth of the COVID-19 scare. Sure, there were a whole bunch of people in Tulsa ignoring black history in their quest to suckle at the teat of a sentient orange-hued McDonald's patty. https://twitter.com/RobertKlemko/status/1274352557956247556 And there were other problems in the world
Marble League Rolldown: ML 2020 Qualifiers (and Friendly Round)
First Weekend Back? Derby Days
Sexy Friday, Juneteenth Edition
Request Line: The Wrecking Ball
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY We join our regularly scheduled programming already in progress... DREW BREES: ...and then Marques says "that's not a snake, that's Junior Galette's belt!" PRODUCER: Ha ha ha ha ha! DREW: Ha ha ha ha ha! DJ 3000: HA HA HA HA HA! PRODUCER: Great story, Drew. I have to say, being
Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Snakebitten
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 111)
The scene: Iguana Mart, where WCS is climbing down from the eight stories of shelving, a half-full box of Diggler’s Donuts in his hand. Iguana Mart employees are restocking the once-empty shelves with boxes of yummy, if life-threatening, frosted treats. WCS: Man, those hit the spot! Hmm, maybe I should pick
Your “&*$%#@& The People I Work With” Thursday Evening Open Thread
CFL Beat – Quarantine Edition: The 93rd Grey Cup
Hi again, folks. The CFL Beat is back this week with a look at the CFL's 2005 championship game featuring some of the best quarterback play of all time - the 93rd Grey Cup. Read on! GAME BACKGROUND Date: November 27th, 2005 Venue: BC Place, Vancouver, BC Attendance: 59,157 Edmonton Eskimos fast facts: Season record: