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Dear Spawn:
[Ed. Note: I’m proud of this re-run brrRAAAAP /designated driver peels off] I can’t believe it’s been 7 hours since my first drink and…
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Live, from the First World! New Year’s Eve Eve Open Thread
In the Caribbean, at a dinner table littered with work papers, sits something in a dark blue suit. He would be handsome, if not…
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Your Pretexts And Excuses Sunday Open Thread
There’s only a handful of Sundays left until the return of the massive zombie-in that is the NFL season. The spirit soars at the…