Author: BrettFavresColonoscopy

BFC’s Substitute COTW, From the Archives to the Innovation Lab

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Greetings and Salutations. Sharkbait is still off on his walkabout. Which is somewhat ironic because I'm the one down undah (in the Southern Hemisphere) (I don't mean of your mom). Regardless, you are stuck with me one last and final time in 2025. Anyhoodles, (prior to writing this) I had some raspberries

BFC’s Substitute COTW, (Belated) Thanksgiving Boogaloo

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Sharkbait is off today, something about drinking his face off until he fights finds a Gallagher brother. I guess my name is filler. I've been called worse. As many of you know, we are fully in the holiday season now. Just a few weeks ago was Thanksgiving, and I decided to

BFC’s Substitute Teacher Cocktail of the Week: What’s Up in Belgium?

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It's been three weeks of me filing in for Sharky, and I have good news for you--your long national nightmare is over (after this one). Sharky will be back next week in his regularly scheduled time slot, and you won't have to worry about me anymore. Once he's back, he

Let Them Eat Peasants–Global Snaxx Review and Sunday Evening Open Thread

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DonT is off tonight. So if you're sick of me as a sub for Sharky, too, now you get to be sick of me as a sub for DonT as well. As has been noted occasionally around the clubhouse, I have been on the road a bit in 2025.  Ok, a

BFC’s Substitute Teacher Cocktail of the Week–Let’s Get French

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Well, Sharky still isn't back, so you're stuck with me another week. Boo fucking hoo. Let's keep our travel theme going and head over to France, where I've somehow found myself twice this summer. It was for work, mother! (Or one of the times was at least). At the risk of turning

BFC’s Substitute Teacher Cocktail of the Week–Let’s Go Irish

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Banner Photo Credit from Timeout Sharky is off tonight. He was eaten by wolves is on vacation.  I'm Tits Magee. You're getting a few substitute teacher editions of cocktail of the week this month (and year?) since The Family Sharkbait (or en español Los Sharkbait) are doing some traveling (I'll leave it to him

Substitute Teacher Bonus Cocktail Hour!

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  Looks like the content mines are a little empty, so here's a turd I polished something I had in drafts that I finished up really quickly.  Good morning, boys and girls. Here at DFO, we don't recommend/encourage morning drinking, but we are happy to share creative ideas for those who wish

Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 31

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  Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk show format with a specialized host and topic. Well, we ain’t exactly doing Pod Flies Open around here, but what about in written form, maybe say