tWBS Don’t Know Bo

theeWeeBabySeamus - September 27, 2016September 27, 2016

He obviously don't know nuthin' 'bout baseball neither. Back in April, I made some predictions. And I'm man enough to own up to my stupidity. So here we go.... *Note: Probable Results , re: divisions, are pretty much cast at this point. **Wildcard races are still interesting tho. - National League Predicted: National League West 1. SF

25 NFL Questions From An Uninformed and Easily Distracted Fan: Week 2

Cuntler - September 22, 2016September 22, 2016

As an homage to the overused sports writing trope of “[X number] Burning, Itching, Throbbing Questions for [X Team/X Sport/X League]”, I present to you a list of questions that I, an uninformed and easily distracted NFL fan, had after Week 2. For a point of reference, I went to the

A Greatly Uninformed 2016 Green Bay Packers Preview

Cuntler - August 30, 2016August 30, 2016

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Head Coach: Mike McCarthy Key Players: Aaron Rodgers (QB), Jordy Nelson (WR), Clay Matthews (LB), Eddie Lacy (RB), Julius Peppers (DE) Key Losses/Suspensions: BJ Raji (DL, retired), Casey Hawyard (CB, San Diego), Demitri Goodson (CB, "Drugs", 4 games). Notable Draft Picks: Kenny Clark (DT, UCLA), Jason Spriggs (OT, Indiana), Kyler Fackrell (LB, Utah

Thursday of Nothingness Open Thread (and Screed FOAR HillyBob)

King Hippo - July 14, 2016July 14, 2016

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This week can eat an endless Vegas-style buffet of ass. El beisbol is interminable enough as it is without taking a 96-hour fucking coma in the middle of a COMPLETE FUCKING DROUGHT of sporting competition. No Lesser Footy, no el tenis, no fucking nothing. Just time to

Your “Do You Want to Know the Terrifying Truth…?” Open Thread

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - July 11, 2016July 11, 2016

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Good evening, folks. Beerguyrob is enjoying a much needed vacation this week from preparing your open threads. I am Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, and I will be your host tonight. We have entered that point in the off season where the only NFL news of note now involves bullshit

Some MLB Talk (AKA, Just how stupid IS tWBS?)

theeWeeBabySeamus - June 18, 2016June 18, 2016

A couple of months ago, I provided a very poorly written MLB preview. Don't feel badly if you don't remember it. I barely remember it either. In an almost totally unrelated matter, does anyone have a Santa Hat I can borrow this December? Within the aforementioned preview, I proffered my very

The San Diego Padres Make History!

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - April 7, 2016April 7, 2016

Last night, the San Diego Padres made history by being the first team ever to be held scoreless through 27 consecutive innings (3 full games) to start their season, after losing 7-0 to the visiting Los Angeles Dodgers and marking a 9 game losing streak against their rivals dating back

El Beisbol’s Triumphant Return (and I can tell you’re all thrilled)

theeWeeBabySeamus - April 3, 2016April 3, 2016

I'm theeWeeBabySeamus, and I love baseball. HI SEAMUS!!!! Wait, it gets worse. I'm a (gulp)....Baltimore Orioles fan. So today, against my better judgement, not to mention my physician's advice, I begin my six month period of falling off the wagon and binging on baseball. The really sad part about this is that I

How to Enjoy a Baseball Game

jjfozz - March 7, 2016March 7, 2016

Training camp is a long way off, and mock drafts are for the twisted and depraved. So you can fill that time with alcohol, drugs, extreme macramé, and waiting for each installment of Hard Ride to Nowhere, or you could attend a baseball game. (Forget watching baseball on TV, I