25 NFL Questions From An Uninformed and Easily Distracted Fan: Week 1

Last weekend, the NFL kicked off with a smattering of games, passes, runs, tackles, hits, gruesome injuries, concussions, and more family fun and plausible deniability for all ages.  As an homage to the overused sports writing trope of "[X number] Burning, Itching, Throbbing Questions for  [X Team/X Sport/X League]", I present to you