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Git Yer #BFIB On – Tis Midweek HATE Time!
As we wait for real sports to begin again, one might note that the Most Glorious el Beisbol Cardinals are tied for first in…
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Your “It’s Opening Day You Sumb*tches” Midday Open Thread
I’m not going to get verbose here. Wow you guys are sooooooo mean. Anywhoooo…. It’s baseball’s opening day. As I type this I’m watching…
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While You Were Hibernating: A Recap of MLBs Off Season
Hey, baseball is back. Well, not really. Spring Training is back. Sort of. Do you care about Spring Training? I don’t. We’re about two…
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Red Sox win World Series; Maestro continues to be insufferable.
FACKIN’ STEVE PEAHCE AND DAVID PRICE! THIS IS OW-AH FACKIN’ YEAHH! NEVAH HAS THEAH BEEN SUCH A FACKIN’ INCREDIBLE TEAM. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[spits dip]OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Your NLCS Game 3 Open Thread
/gets called into DFO backroom/dungeon Balls: WHAT? Mysterious Hooded Figure holding a beer: Dude, WTF? Balls: WYTAW? Mysterious Hooded Figure holding a blunt: What…
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Let All The Poisons That Lurk In The Mud, Hatch Out: A 2018 Yankee Autopsy
Fuck you. [Slams forehead into desk at office, arousing the suspicion of my coworkers from behind my cubicle walls] [Takes long drag of a…
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Boots on the Ground! Things to do in Denver When you’re Drunk. Part 1 – The Full Mile High
A couple of weeks ago I took my annual, “Well shit I have to use up some vacation time” vacation. I’m a big baseball…
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Feast Upon My Tears: A Yankee-Red Sox Recap
I once studied to become a radio DJ in college. It didn’t last, but in that time I saw the light burn out…
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Breakin’ Down the MLB Heart & Hustle Award Winners
Heart – noun \ ˈhärt \: a hollow muscular organ of vertebrate animals that by its rhythmic contraction acts as a force pump maintaining the circulation of…
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Your “As I Am An Honest Puck” Tuesday Night MLB All-Star Game Open Thread
Yup, that’s where I went with the title. Because as I mentioned last year, I did have the fortune to go to the 2008…