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Wumbo Wednesday: TWIFY 2—Own Team Edition!
I was really looking forward to an LCS recap and Game 7 preview, because everyone knows that Game 7s are the best things in…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: This October in F*** You (ALCS Edition!)
Ah yes, the matchup that most people care about but also absolutely despise, those fuckers vs. those cheating fuckers. “Hooray!” said almost nobody outside…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Previews and Last Reviews
Let’s actually start with the latter. I was all set to do the Beaties this week (though that would apparently require time to think…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Edge of History
No, I said the edge of history, goddammit! …Not quite. Fuck it, start again. So last week you may have mentioned I un-errored my…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Tactical Errors
Greetings lizard people. A smarter me would be reporting to you live from the madhouse that is probably Yankee Stadium. See, I got an…
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Are These the Worst Uniforms Ever? (Or, DFO Mocks the MLB All-Star Game Unis)
Yes, I’m sure that by the time this posts it’ll be old news, but they dropped the uniforms for this year’s All-Star Game (originally…
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Looking at the Table – Sabado Lesser Thread
There’s really fuckall to do until Most Glorious el beisbol Cardinals start around 2p (banner pic in honoUr, also since it pisses so many…
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Shooting Yourself In the D*ck With An AR-15: Comments on the MLB “Reopening”
At this point, political humor is dead. To quote Penny Arcade: “It’s like trying to make fun of a clown. What, are you going…
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Lesser Footy y Bringing Back #BFIB FOAR 2020 Open Thread
Yeah, that’s right. The most universally beloved sportsball franchise starts Grapefruit League play this afternoon. Our hapless opponent is the Mets, at 1:05 EST…
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MOST GLORIOUS EL BEISBOL CARDINALS (and some NFL thing) Open Thread
That’s right, kids- Uncle Scotchy is…indisposed for the evening. Some people just can’t hold their chloroform. WHICH MEANS that Ol’ Reverend Mayhem is driving…