Movies

At The Movies VII – Hard Ticket to Hawaii

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[Interior, DFO Clubhouse, Downstairs Bathroom, 2:15 AM] Balls is sitting on the toilet, watching live AFL and...otherwise involved.  Suddenly, he hears a knock on the door. Mysterious Voice:  KHNOCK KHNOCK! He looks up and sees this: Balls:  Oh, hi June!  Or is it Ms. Khnockers?  Lovely to see you!  Won't you come on in? 

At The Movies VI – A Threesome NOT Nominated For An AVN

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[INTERIOR,  DFO CLUBHOUSE] TWBS: Yo, you awake? Balls (moving aside empty pizza boxes): I am now. Whaddayawant? TWBS: So, I was thinking of something. Balls: You need to be careful. You don't do it very well. TWBS: Very funny.  I'm serious. Balls: Me too. TWBS: ANYWAY.  So, I was talking to Beastie the other day... Balls: Beastie is

Your “Dogfart Invades Europe 2” for Best Foreign Non-Feature AVN Awards Show Nominees

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In the same general purple pulsating vein as Make it Snow's Oscars nominees preview,  I present to you this year's nominees for the AVN Awards. The winners will be announced this weekend at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas,  Nevada at a gala you can still buy tickets

‘A Christmas Prince’ for Best Picture: Oscar Nomination Predictions and Discussion Thread

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Good morning! Condolences to any of you who are actually awake when this goes live. The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences will announce the nominees for its ridiculous, interminable award show in a few hours, and as a man who's seen, like, forty or so of 2017's new

Balls and tWBS: At The Movies V

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tWBS:  So here we are again.  It's gonna be tough to top last time, ya know. Balls:  Shut the fuck up, Donny!!! tWBS:  You really like saying that, huh? Balls:  Hehehehe....yes. tWBS:  OK, so what should we do this time? Balls:  Duh.... tWBS:  Shit. Balls:  What? tWBS:  It's just been a while since I've seen that one.  And

Balls and tWBS: At The Movies IV

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tWBS:  So, do you think the DFOers are getting tired of this quasi movie review thingy we're trying to force upon them yet? Balls:  Probably.  But do we care? tWBS:  A little I guess.  I just don't want them to end up... Balls:  SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY!!!! tWBS:  Well that wasn't very nice. Balls: 

Balls and tWBS: At The Movies III

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BallsofSteelandFury:  We're back! Some of you may say,  "Like herpes!" and you're only partially correct. This time,  we are tackling a film that,  truthfully,  should have won an Oscar.  Nay,  a Nobel. TWBS: Aren't you overselling it? Balls: No,  shut up. TWBS: Aren't you worried we're going to lose them? Balls: This is our third

Balls and tWBS: At The Movies II

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  tWBS:  OK, so the last time we did this, for Men at Work , we had a short-lived disagreement about who was Carl and who was James.  Remember? balls:  How could I not?  But we ended up agreeing that you're more of the troublemaker if I recall? tWBS:  OK, let's not rehash

Balls and tWBS: At The Movies

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Citizen Kane Casablanca Gone With The Wind Lawrence of Arabia Schindler's List These are just a few of the movies celebrated as being the best of all time and which I haven't watched. This is Balls, btw. tWBS is more cultured than me and may have seen some of these. tWBS:  I've actually seen Citizen Kane