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At The Movies VIII – Savage Beach
[Interior, DFO Clubhouse, Early Evening] Beastie and tWBS enter through the front door. Balls sits at the table drinking a fruit, yogurt, tequila, and…
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At The Movies VII – Hard Ticket to Hawaii
[Interior, DFO Clubhouse, Downstairs Bathroom, 2:15 AM] Balls is sitting on the toilet, watching live AFL and…otherwise involved. Suddenly, he hears a knock on…
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At The Movies VI – A Threesome NOT Nominated For An AVN
[INTERIOR, DFO CLUBHOUSE] TWBS: Yo, you awake? Balls (moving aside empty pizza boxes): I am now. Whaddayawant? TWBS: So, I was thinking of something.…
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Your “Dogfart Invades Europe 2” for Best Foreign Non-Feature AVN Awards Show Nominees
In the same general purple pulsating vein as Make it Snow’s Oscars nominees preview, I present to you this year’s nominees for the AVN…
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‘A Christmas Prince’ for Best Picture: Oscar Nomination Predictions and Discussion Thread
Good morning! Condolences to any of you who are actually awake when this goes live. The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences will…
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Balls and tWBS: At The Movies V
tWBS: So here we are again. It’s gonna be tough to top last time, ya know. Balls: Shut the fuck up, Donny!!! tWBS: You…
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Balls and tWBS: At The Movies IV
tWBS: So, do you think the DFOers are getting tired of this quasi movie review thingy we’re trying to force upon them yet? Balls: …
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Balls and tWBS: At The Movies III
BallsofSteelandFury: We’re back! Some of you may say, “Like herpes!” and you’re only partially correct. This time, we are tackling a film that, truthfully, …
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Balls and tWBS: At The Movies II
tWBS: OK, so the last time we did this, for Men at Work , we had a short-lived disagreement about who was Carl…
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Balls and tWBS: At The Movies
Citizen Kane Casablanca Gone With The Wind Lawrence of Arabia Schindler’s List These are just a few of the movies celebrated as being the…