This week, the lights went out in California (more specifically, a one square mile block where my house happens to be in), so I was not able to get the Beat out. Therefore, here we go! Apologies as one game has already been played. Actually, make that two games.
Fuck You America
Shempions Sixteen – A Mini-Primer
With the long, cold, hopeless winter/spring/summer ahead of us, one clings to every scintilla of decency that one can. Which brings me to our intermittent, weekday afternoon treat - Shempions League knockout rounds. This began yesterday, with MmmmmmmBOP! cold-bloodedly assisinating the Real Cuntfaces of Madrid at the very death. A beautiful
Instant Hippo Thoughts – 2021 Season Finale
Roger Goodell is a National Disgrace. A great game to end an incredible playoffs, ruined on the final Los Angeles drive. Let 'em play for 58 minutes, then give Enos his silverware for building his fancy Southern California stadium. Just eat all the fucking shit. Phantom defensive holding, followed by an even
AFL Beat! AFLW Round 5
DFO Hate Week: Reverend Mayhem’s America Plus!
First off, I would like to thank our esteemed JJ Fozz for articulating his Blurred Vision for America. Truly, it takes a brave and insightful individual to propose affirmative solutions instead of simply nitpicking or criticizing someone else's plans. That said: Fozz, you ignorant slut. Your mad plans will doom us all.
AFL Beat! AFLW Round 4 2022
AFL Beat! 2022 AFLW Round 3
The One Where Hippo Starts Watching Everton Again
Admittedly, the rumours around the managerial search...have not been encouraging. There remains chaos and incompetence in the boardroom. But fuck it, Useless Fuckwit Benitez is gone, and I can watch my beloved Toffees again. Which is timely, given that Everton/Villa are the wakey-bakey Saturday offering (7:30, USA). Slippy G returns to
AFL Beat! 2022 AFLW Round 2
Afrikan Euros In DFO Lesser Spotlight – Sabado Open Thread
So many fixtures, so many tWBS scorelines. Perhaps his ghost is dancing in the stands with the Senegalese support. First, the distasteful White Devil preliminaries. NBC/USA is paywalling the City/Chelski brekkie match (7:30, Peacock). Kind of a dick move, especially when trying to get viewership used to the new channel and
SexcsiMexi kit review.
*All kit pictures are taken from https://www.footballkitarchive.com/liga-mx-2021-22-kits/ which is a pretty cool site for people obsessed by football kits. Good day to you. The content monster needed to be fed and due to how much I enjoyed Tony in Texas' kit review from England I decided to do one for SecsiMexi
