Your Last Saturday in April Sexy Soccer Open Thread + A Special Reminder!

Good morning everyone! Before we get to the FÚTBOL, I want to remind you all of a special event coming up in June: We will be having the very first DFO LA Metro Pub Crawl on Saturday, June 8, 2019! All DFO lurkers, commentists, stalkers, and authors are welcome! The concept

Your Saturday AM Lesser Footy Thread

Good morning Lesser Footy fans! We’re at match day 34 and there are some key fixtures occurring today. First, here’s what you might have. . . *The screen goes all blurry and the sound of white noise can be heard. The camera is now clear and all you can see is a

So Much Lesser Footy, So Much HATE

Yes, that obnoxious bleating Geordie will be creaming his knickers all over Real and Barca this afternoon (2:45 EST, BeIn).  Yet another el Clasico, coming off the heels of a dull as dishwater Copa tie mid-week.  Same location, even. But my blood is up, yet again, for the Merseyside Derby (Sunday,

Your Last Saturday in February Sexy Soccer Open Thread + A Special Invitation!

Good morning everyone! Are you all basking in the afterglow of yesterday's Bonus Pats Schadenfreude Day news? What a way to start the weekend, huh? Well, I have another great way to start the weekend! With Sexy Soccer Saturday Ladies! Before we get to that part, however,

Your Champions League Round of 16 Day 2 Open Thread

There are two more games today after yesterday's road victory pour les parisiennes at Old Trafford and the Roman home victory over the Portuguese potato ball makers. Let's get right to it: Tottenham Hotspurs v Borussia Dortmund What is a Hotspur and why does the team have a chicken on its crest? Is

Your Lesser Footy AM open thread: How soccer helped end apartheid in South Africa

The featured image is of the Orlando Pirates and the Kaiser Chiefs, two bitter enemies in the South African Premier league who are playing this morning. The Soweto Derby is one of the most legendary and insanely violent matches in the world. There has been multiple times where these two

Saturday Morning Footy – Open Thread

Good morning commentists wherever you are in the frozen northern hemisphere! This Premier League season has been a roller coaster of emotions for me as my beloved London Jaguras have been absolutely terrible this campaign. They've allowed 53 goals in 24 games. I am not a mathlete but that is not

Your “Which Team in Liga MX Should I Adopt?” Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread

As we all know, there is only one game left in the NFL season. That means it's time to find other sports and divertissements to amuse ourselves. We've already got a healthy Premier League-loving community but those games are all but done by mid-day or mid-afternoon, depending on

Your No More Saturday NFL Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread

It feels weird not having a football game to watch today. On the bright side, we have in America the start of a three-day weekend with Monday being Martin Luther King Day! Wait, do they have MLK Day in the South? Hippo and TWBS, please advise. Speaking of Hippo and

Divisional Saturday Roundtable and 12 January Lesser Footy Thread

HAIL GAMBLOR!  European footy is mostly all back this weekend. Arsenal ride into West Ham to start festivities (7:30, NBCSN).  The Gooners are feeling the hot breath of Man U(re) for 5th position, while the Hammers have worked their way up to the top half (10th).  Could be fairly interesting. Redshite visit