DFO Insider: LA Fitness

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - December 30, 2015June 1, 2018

INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE - APRIL 2012 A pair of slick Hollywood producers are engaged in a "brainstorming" session. DARKEST TIMELINE ZACH MORRIS: ...and JJFozz was passed out on the couch THE WHOLE TIME! RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [finishes snorting line of cocaine] And he never found out? DTZM: Well, what, did you think SHE was going

Tom Brady’s PED Scandal, Scene 2: Manning, Matthews, and Terrorist News

blaxabbath - December 29, 2015December 28, 2015

It's been over a month and half since the Boston Magazine story highlighting the relationship between Tom Brady and Dr Alex Guerrero. As was discussed here, the story was really less than news, as it was more of a compilation of facts that had been long known (or, at least,

Somebody’s Gotta Do It

... - December 28, 2015December 28, 2015

Owners Meeting -- NFL Headquarters Owners of all 32 teams are standing around the room conversing quietly. A palpable tension fills the room as owners wait for Commissioner Roger Goodell to arrive. 5913

Dear NFL Network,

ballsofsteelandfury - December 23, 2015December 22, 2015

Seeing as you are televising this week's Thursday Night Football game featuring the hapless San Diego Chargers against the resurgent and will be a force to contend with next year Oakland Raiders, I would like to make a simple humble request: CAN YOU PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF WHATEVER DEITY OR

Tales from the Cabal

Duchess - December 3, 2015December 3, 2015

Setting: Midnight, a dimly lite conference room in New York City "Gentlemen, I need a status report on Project Nerf. Are we still on schedule Twisted Skinner?" Bellowed the intimidating man known as Commissioner X. Draped in a Jet green tunic and hood covered in a metal suit that makes him

In The Beginning

SonOfSpam - October 21, 2015October 21, 2015

So, if I remember right from eight years of parochial school, in the beginning God made (in no particular order) heaven, earth, man, seas, sky, light, animals, fishes, and Higgs boson particles. It was good. Then God took a day off to watch football, which became known as the "Sabbath"

Tom Brady’s PED Scandal Begins

blaxabbath - October 12, 2015October 12, 2015

In you case you missed it -- and you probably did because the story was published on a Friday before a government holiday three-day weekend and, in the four hours of NFL exposure I had this weekend, it wasn't even alluded to once -- Boston Magazine (which bills themselves as

Elaina Watley Sends a Group Text

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - October 6, 2015October 6, 2015

Elaina Watley: That cheating bastard! I'll show him! [Phone Flies Open] Morris Claiborne: Oh, ha ha ha! Very fucking funny!

Star of “The League” Admits Lies About 9/11 Escape, Declared Not Funny Retroactively

trollsoharduniversity - September 16, 2015September 16, 2015

After a New York Times investigation revealed that his story about fleeing the World Trade Center on 9/11 was not true, Steve Rannazzisi was declared not funny by various television personalities and internet commenters. Mr. Rannazzisi, best known for his portrayal of Kevin McArthur on the hit FX Sitcom The League, appeared on Marc