Commentists as role models?

litre_cola - March 25, 2017

Hello there a little while back some of the commentist party got in to a discussion about their offspring. I was a little down about losing my freedom and becoming a dad but that picked me right up. It was only 5 or 6 stories of what they or their

In Search of a Goddess – Episode 5

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 20, 2017March 20, 2017

[Interior of Dave, crossing into Baja California Sur, 7:08 AM] tWBS: So, how's it going, Mr. ... wait, I had something for this! balls: Are you trying to reference my wet dream from last night? tWBS: Yeah. Come back to me. balls: God, I hate to have to do this... tWBS: YES!! balls: Well, I couldn't

entropy Reads the Classics…. a call for submissions

entropy - March 13, 2017March 13, 2017

OK, Folks, I know I have been mad lazy what with producing no new kontent and barely commenting and all, and I should probably apologize for that... but it would be bullshit, because I'm not good at apologies and I honestly felt I didn't have much to contribute lately, so I

In Search of a Goddess – Episode 4

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 13, 2017March 13, 2017

Editor's Note: Due to a drunken snafu committed by a person that shall remain nameless, you night owls got to see Episode 3 ahead of schedule. This means you get an extra helping of ISOaG this week! Let the rejoicing begin... [Inside balls' awesome beach house. There are naked sleeping girls

In Search of a Goddess – Episode 3

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 10, 2017March 10, 2017

[6:43pm, dusk, Exterior of balls' kick ass beach house, Deck/Patio area] At the bottom of the stairs leading from balls' house down to the beach, tWBS sits alone sipping wine. He's lost in the sounds of the surf as it crashes on the beach repeatedly. balls approaches from inside the house and

Your “Outrage!” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - March 6, 2017March 6, 2017

NFL News: Tuesday is the start of the official free agency "tampering window", where teams can contact available players ahead of the new League-year start of 4:00 PM ET Thursday. it sounds suspiciously closer to how Darren Sharper left his dates' apartments the League sent out it's annual do's &

Your “Rick & Michonne’s Romantic Getaway” Walking Dead Recap

Beerguyrob - March 6, 2017March 6, 2017

This fricking show. Sure, there were actual zombie kills this week. And the situation they found themselves in seemed plausible given the context of the show. But the constant need to intermix the relationship between the two with the tasks at hand keep the show mired between full-on soap opera and

In Search of a Goddess – Episode 2

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 6, 2017March 5, 2017

The sun is setting as tWBS approaches the small villa where balls has instructed him to go.... balls: Get there and knock as the sun is setting, but make sure to knock BEFORE the sun fully sets. tWBS: And what happens if I knock after the sun sets? balls: Knock before the sun

Barrelling Towards More Beer: The Second Annual Atwater March Pub Crawl

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - February 28, 2017

Greetings! For the second year in a row, I'll be hosting a pub crawl in the Atwater Village neighborhood of Los Angeles. It's this Saturday, March 4, starting at 2 p.m. If you're local (or happen to be in town), you should come out and meet some of the real-life

In Search of a Goddess – Episode 1

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 27, 2017February 27, 2017

[10:05 AM, Interior of Dave, The 5, heading south] tWBS: I thought you said we had to stick to the yellow. balls: Yes. tWBS: So, why are we heading south on I-5? balls: The 5. tWBS: I-5! balls: The 5. tWBS: Look, it's part of the United States Interstate Highway system created by the Federal-Aid Highway Act

DFO Poker Club Announcement

ballsofsteelandfury - February 27, 2017February 26, 2017

I mentioned this on the AFL Beat, but it bears repeating: DFO Poker Club We at DFO are constantly looking for ways to improve the commentist experience. The thing that built this site was the sense of comraderie that existed on the open threads at our former home. We wanted to keep

Your “Well – Look At That?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - February 21, 2017February 21, 2017

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Another big day here at [DFO]. This morning's missive, "Get To Know A Microbrew!" was the site's 2500th post. THAT'S GOOD HUSTLE! To reflect back, DFO's first post was from Internet Dad on March 11, 2015. The appropriate title? "A Place For Your Dick Jokes". The entire post is just the title and