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Final thoughts: The 2018 World Cup comes to an end
The dust has been settled, the alcohol from Sunday has finally worn off and the teams have gone home. It’s time for some concluding…
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World Cup Reflection: A round table discussion of what has happened so far
Inside an empty DFO boardroom, the door flies open In walks Downton Abbey actor, Jim Carter, wearing his traditional Carson outfit Carter: All rise…
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2018 World Cup Team Preview – Nigeria
A random phone rings in a famous building… White House Operator: Uh, hello? Mysterious Sexy-Voiced Protagonist: Yes, hello…I’m calling from Door Flies Open…
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Your “It’s A Matter Of Complete Indifference” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: FITTY’S BACK! He’s due an $11 million base salary on the final year of his contract, so I’m guessing that helps make…
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Donald Trump’s Foreign Policy: Risky Endeavours Explained By “Risk”
Risk. Anyone over the age of 25 remembers this game. A child’s game, but not a game just a child will play. Allow me…
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Take A Knee Zeke! It’s The Dallas Cowboys At The Bye!
Before we get into the travesty that the Cowboys’ 2017 season is about the become, a few words about Jerry Jones. Unless you were…
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Your “Death & Darkness Are Rushing Forward” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Luckily, there’s still The Darkness. NFL Notes: Julian Edelman & the Patriots have agreed on a contract extension. Otherwise, this was the final year…
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Your Clean Records = Clean Conscience” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: As expected, Aaron Hernandez’s murder conviction was vacated today, as a result of his suicide prior to the conclusion of his appeal.…
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Your “Tears Are Something To Hide” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: two days until the Draft. Adrian Peterson has indeed signed a two-year, $7 million contract with the Saints. it’s effectively one-year,…
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Your “Happy President’s Family Day” Monday Evening Open Thread
Everyone in North America has a holiday today except British Columbia and whoever drew the short-straw in the Wal-mart employee break room. My condolences to…