Russians. They're everywhere. They come in all shapes & sizes. And trying to infiltrate everything, even this here site. But why is that? Is it because of the sympathies expressed during our World Cup Previews? No. Is it because we have pointed out the historical badasses that have wrought havoc on Mother Russia from time to
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NFL Owners, THEY’RE JUST LIKE US
I don't know if you've heard, but it's Super Bowl (or, if you want to obey the first rule of DFO, Superb Owl) week! Yesterday, Commissioner/Ginger hammer/Megadouche/National Disgrace Roger Goodell did his part to stand before the press and earn his $30 million-ish a year salary by awkwardly chuckling about Hingle
A Completely Neutral, Thorough Preview of the AFC Championship Game
Fun with Roger Goodell: A Liar’s Guide for Moving to LA 2 – Electric Byegaloo
A [DFO] Boots on the Ground Post: Hard Ride to… China?
Your “Really, It’s Wednesday?” Evening Open Thread
Your “I Gotta Wait Until Saturday for Football?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Your “What Is Done Cannot Be Now Amended” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: And the first NFL off-season arrest / Crimebeat! story of 2017 goes to... Adam "Pac Man" Jones! Sorry to those of you who had Vontaze Burfict in your pool. So close! "Assault, disorderly conduct, obstructing official business, and something called 'harassment with a bodily substance,' a charge which was
Better Know A Trump Appointee – Vincent Viola
The hits just keep on coming with Donald Trump. At this point, it looks like membership in only one organization qualifies you for consideration for a cabinet position: Something tells me Pharrell doesn't fit in with the rest of Trump's picks. I wonder if Trump knows it's not a real club. Name: Vincent
NFL Speakeasy Stories – LA Story
The girl with the absinthe cart approached him with a wicked smile and a knowing look One more Coach? Jeff Fisher just wanted to sit in the back corner alone "No thanks, Sue Lynn." She walked away feeling a mixture of pity and admiration. It took a lot to survive in this town, let
Quotables Week 13 Submissions – Balls Filling in Edition
As you are aware if you read last week's Quotables, I am your substitute teacher, Balls, Mr. ofSteelandFury if you will, and I am here to... WHO THREW THAT SPITBALL?? As I was saying, we will have a... DID YOU FART, MR. OfSpam? Ok, now as I was OH GOOD GOD MAN WHAT DID