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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - June 22, 2021June 21, 2021
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Hello there fellow DFO'er.  Hope you're well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain.  There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't.   Not even gonna start with anything this week and just get into

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - June 15, 2021June 15, 2021
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Hello there fellow DFO'er.  Hope you're well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain.  There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't.   Today's write up will be brief as I'm writing this intro after

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - June 8, 2021June 8, 2021
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Hello there fellow DFO'er.  Hope your well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain.  There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't.   Sorry, not sorry, for all the Leafs jokes this week.  They will

The DFO Euro 2020 (in 2021!) Preview: England

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The Maestro - June 2, 2021June 4, 2021
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We’re on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa América Euro 2020 Concacaf Gold Cup Tokyo Olympic Games And it all starts on June 11, 2021 with the European Soccer (Football) championships aka Euro 2020! Yes, it is 2021 but they decided to keep the name, ok? From

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - June 1, 2021May 31, 2021
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Hello there fellow DFO'er.  Hope your well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain.  There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't.   For the US and UK and wherever ever else had yesterday off,

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - May 25, 2021May 25, 2021
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Hello there fellow DFO'er.  Hope your well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain.  There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't.   I'm writing this while in a company wide Town hall today, so

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - May 18, 2021May 18, 2021
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Hello there fellow DFO'er.  Hope your well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain.  There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't.   So in some good news here, both GTD kidlets have their first

The DFO Euro 2020 (in 2021!) Preview: France!

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Horatio Cornblower - May 13, 2021June 4, 2021
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Bon Jour, Mes Ami! It's Horatio with your preview for the French Lesser Footy team in the 2020 Euros, to be held in 2021 because of #NuAIDs. Do I know anything about the Euros? French soccer? Soccer? France? No, no, I follow Arsenal so no, and I can find it

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - May 11, 2021May 11, 2021
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Hello there fellow DFO'er.  Hope your well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain.  There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't.   Spring has finally arrived in where I live.  I had to cut

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - May 4, 2021May 4, 2021
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Hello fellow DFO'er.  Happy May the forth/force day.  Hope your well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain.  There's no reason as to why some make it and others don't.   As most of you know, the NFL draft was

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