Your “Hmm…Who Else Can DFO Help Bring Down?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - February 14, 2017February 14, 2017

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Russians. They're everywhere. They come in all shapes & sizes. And trying to infiltrate everything, even this here site. But why is that? Is it because of the sympathies expressed during our World Cup Previews? No. Is it because we have pointed out the historical badasses that have wrought havoc on Mother Russia from time to

NFL Owners, THEY’RE JUST LIKE US

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DFOing Good

BrettFavresColonoscopy - February 2, 2017February 2, 2017

I don't know if you've heard, but it's Super Bowl (or, if you want to obey the first rule of DFO, Superb Owl) week! Yesterday, Commissioner/Ginger hammer/Megadouche/National Disgrace Roger Goodell did his part to stand before the press and earn his $30 million-ish a year salary by awkwardly chuckling about Hingle

A Completely Neutral, Thorough Preview of the AFC Championship Game

WCS - January 21, 2017January 20, 2017

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WCS: Well, strangely enough, the Steelers are in the AFC Championship Game. Again. Oh, and it's against the Patriots. Again. This after being 4-5 at one point in November. They've since run off nine-straight wins, won the AFC North, and got through their first two playoff games. Mike Tomlin and

Fun with Roger Goodell: A Liar’s Guide for Moving to LA 2 – Electric Byegaloo

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - January 20, 2017January 20, 2017

After sixteen years of threats, the San Diego Chargers officially filed for relocation last Thursday to move to Los Angeles, a city that has made it abundantly clear that they do not want them. His eyes on smoggier pastures and the false promise of more cash monies, Dean Spanos stomp, stomp,

A [DFO] Boots on the Ground Post: Hard Ride to… China?

Senor Weaselo - January 19, 2017January 18, 2017

Ni hao ma, ladies and gents? Friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo here, back from a whirlwind holiday adventure throughout China. Whirlwind in that I might still be slightly jet lagged (13 hour time difference) and whirlwind because I had to keep a log to make sure I knew what city I was

Your “Really, It’s Wednesday?” Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - January 18, 2017January 18, 2017

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Back at work today. Mid-week sick days just make things awkward. It's like getting a second Monday but with two-days worth of workload. NFL Notes: Tom Cable has withdrawn from consideration for the Niners head coaching job, so it's all but assured that Kyle Shanahan is the man expected to be

Your “I Gotta Wait Until Saturday for Football?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - January 10, 2017January 10, 2017

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Welcome to the preliminary darkness of the off-season. NFL Notes: Jordy Nelson has two broken ribs. Expect him to be deactivated later this week, despite Mike McCarthy trying to game the Cowboys into prepping for him. I'm not a doctor, but even I know playing a WR with two broken ribs

Your “What Is Done Cannot Be Now Amended” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - January 3, 2017January 3, 2017

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NFL News: And the first NFL off-season arrest / Crimebeat! story of 2017 goes to... Adam "Pac Man" Jones! Sorry to those of you who had Vontaze Burfict in your pool. So close! "Assault, disorderly conduct, obstructing official business, and something called 'harassment with a bodily substance,' a charge which was

Better Know A Trump Appointee – Vincent Viola

Beerguyrob - December 29, 2016December 29, 2016

The hits just keep on coming with Donald Trump. At this point, it looks like membership in only one organization qualifies you for consideration for a cabinet position: Something tells me Pharrell doesn't fit in with the rest of Trump's picks. I wonder if Trump knows it's not a real club. Name: Vincent

NFL Speakeasy Stories – LA Story

ballsofsteelandfury - December 7, 2016December 7, 2016

The girl with the absinthe cart approached him with a wicked smile and a knowing look One more Coach? Jeff Fisher just wanted to sit in the back corner alone "No thanks, Sue Lynn." She walked away feeling a mixture of pity and admiration. It took a lot to survive in this town, let

Quotables Week 13 Submissions – Balls Filling in Edition

ballsofsteelandfury - December 6, 2016December 4, 2016

As you are aware if you read last week's Quotables, I am your substitute teacher, Balls, Mr. ofSteelandFury if you will, and I am here to... WHO THREW THAT SPITBALL?? As I was saying, we will have a... DID YOU FART, MR. OfSpam? Ok, now as I was OH GOOD GOD MAN WHAT DID

Chip Kelly Calls a Press Conference

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - November 16, 2016November 16, 2016

INTERIOR – 49ERS PRACTICE FACILITY - SANTA CLARA, CA [A group of reporters are seated around a podium, chatting among themselves. A large figure enters the room and slowly waddles up to the microphone.] Chip Kelly: Thank you all for gathering here today. I know that there have been a lot of