Our esteemed alot of beer is out doing life things that may or may not be more important than reviewing beer for imaginary internet friends, so you're stuck with substitute teachers for the next few Beer Barrels. First sub up: ME! Last time I filled in for this column I wasn't
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Your “Kind Of A ‘Blah’ Day” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Your “Well Joe, My Opinion Is, ‘DOOONN’T CAAARRE'” Thursday Evening Open Thread
25 Questions About…..
this thing. Today, as you know, is April 20. For the majority of the DFO audience, 4/20 means a celebration of the plant that is now legal to consume for personal recreational use in Colorado, Washington, Alaska, Maine, Massachussetts, Nevada, and Oregon. Recreational use will become legal in California on January
Pens-Jacks Quasi-Preview Or Some Such (mostly Ice Stillers)
The Pittsburgh Ice Stillers commence their Stanley Cup title defense against the "third best" team in the Metro Division, Columbus. The Pens recorded their third-best record in franchise history with 111 points, which not only wasn't enough to win the division (piss off, Crapitals), but, has them playing the equally
Canadian Gothic
[INTERIOR of a high-rise condominium kitchen, Vancouver, B.C., Canada, 8:03 AM, on a Saturday] A happy-go-lucky Canadian boy is busy making breakfast. He sings a jolly tune with no actual words to it. Joey: Doobie doobie doo, dippy dappa doo... Suddenly, the phone rings. Joey: Gee, it's kinda early on a weekend. I wonder who
Your “It’s 4 Weeks Until the Draft!” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Start predicting how the Browns will waste all those draft picks. NFL News: In a bid to force Boltman's appearance at his Hall of Fame induction (to kill all in attendance), LaChargers have appointed LaDainian Tomlinson as a special assistant to the owner. A.J. McCarron isn't going anywhere, according to Marv
Champions’ League Quarterfinals Preview
It is traditionally at this point in the season that I follow up Hippo's awesome posts on the EPL with a retort of some kind talking about how great La Liga is. This year, you get it in post form. And you get it in the form of a Champions'
25 Questions About….
Well, it can't be the NFL because ain't nothin' happenin' (yes, I understand there was a lot of movement, but others like beerguyrob have handled that masterfully and Horatio's mock draft was brilliant). So, in the spirit of the season, we talk about what everyone is talking about today: The
I Just Realized the New “Ghost in the Shell” is Rated PG-13…
...and naturally I had to come to the INTERNET to complain about it. Are you fucking kidding me?! A major part of the premise and success of the cyber-punk source material is the complete and ridiculous over the top violence! Just look at some of this shit (unless you are at
25 Questions About the NFL from a barely interested former “fan”
I've changed the title a bit, but we're back with 25 questions. I want to keep it at 25 although I am totally tempted to include the following song in every post: Today, we tackle the NFL Offseason and what people do to spend the time. *** So, today I got a Groupon
