Rogermandias

I met a traveller from a land of over-priced antiques, possibly Cotuit Who said: "Two vast and trunkless arms of stone developed by years of one-armed push-ups Lie in the asphaltt . . . Near them, on the median, Half covered with graffiti, a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold

Nine Circles of Leasts – Preseason Week 3

I apologize for the tardiness. I forgot to plug-in my phone and overslept. First Circle (Limbo) – Randall Cobb's shoulder - As a Bears fan I wish Cobb a long... very long slow recovery. I would like to remind him that his health is more important than trying to rush back

Matt Hasselbeck Has A Rough Day

  Matt Hasselbeck: Man, what a great day! Backing up this Andrew Luck kid is such a wonderful job, it's like he never gets hurt! Thank God I didn't take the Cowboys' offer. Man, would I ever be sore. Hey, there's a 7-Eleven! I could sure go for a Slurpee right now. 7-Eleven Clerk:

I Know What You Did This Summer (With My Money)

As I no longer live in the USA, and am gainfully employed, I have subscribed to NFL Game Pass. It's basically NFL Sunday Ticket except on your computer or iPad. For $129.99, you get every regular season game (live and archived for replay), NFL Network (live feed and archived shows),

Doug Martin’s Rejected Nicknames

Doug Martin has never been fond of the "Muscle Hamster" nickname that was bestowed upon him by his Boise State teammates.  Recently, he was praised by the NFL's official twitter account, and took the occasion to reiterate his distaste for the moniker.  Doug probably should have learned by this point that, much

Hard Knocks: A Day in the Life of a Brian Cushing Brain Cell

5:00 AM: Time to wake up, another day at training camp. 5:15 AM: Let's have some breakfast [insert command (ic): unscrew bottle cap, ingest pill] energy surge, muscles strengthen, balls shrink. Time to rock. On Practice Field 6:45 AM: Head takes hit Ohhh, I feel woosy, what am I doing again, oh right