Month: October 2015

Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

The Maestro -
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I missed last night's abortion of a game between Seattle and San Fran, so I guess that makes me one of the lucky ones. Where I haven't been lucky, so far, is in my own personal fantasy success. I'm sitting mid-pack in two of my leagues at 3-3, contending with

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 9)

Beastmode Ate My Baby -
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The scene: Outside of the DFO clubhouse. All is quiet out front, aside from the pitiful voice of Ballsofsteelandfury. Ballsofsteelandfury: Guys...hey, is there anyone around? I need some help here... The camera pans up to reveal Ballsofsteelandfury hanging upside down from the flag pole. Ballsofsteelandfury: Aw, come on, guys... The sound of

Crisis Averted

blaxabbath -
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Via his Twitter account on Tuesday, Steelers DE Cam Heyward announced an agreement with the NFL regarding two weeks of fines he has received from the NFL for his Ironhead eye black message, which he wore as an honor to his father who passed away from brain cancer.  Being that October

DFO, Money comes in

ballsofsteelandfury -
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Call me Neo as I dodged a bullet and did not make any shitty picks.  It's a good thing too, because the ones where I was leaning would have ended up losing.  Not so lucky was WhyEaglesWhy who suffered at the hands of the ridiculous backdoor cover by the Colts

Bears Bye Week Update: In the Deep Deep Woods

BrettFavresColonoscopy -
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Hey, gang, lots has changed since the experts here at Ye Olde Flying Doore made a bunch of predictions about our favorite teams before the season started. One head coach has already been fired, Cuntler has gone missing, and RGIII is doing worse than Jared. But as my favorite team

DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week 7

ballsofsteelandfury -
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Yup, we are down to three in the Elimination contest!  Who is left?  READ ON! Eliminator Challenge ($200 prize in cash or donation to Wounded Warriors) Unfortunately, we have lost the Tickle Monsters due to his (her?) not-well-placed faith on the Seahawks to beat the Panthers at home.  Who knew picking the

NFL Broadcast Maps, Week Seven

His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly -
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Behold and Quake, Week Seven is here. Here are the broadcast maps:  Week 7, Broadcast Maps Byes this week are Bears, Bengals, Broncos & Packers. Prime time games are as follows: TNF: Seahawks @ 49ers SNF: Eagles @ Panthers MNF: Ravens @ Cards When the season started did any of us think the 9ers and Seahags would

DraftKings And FanDuel Shut Down In Nevada

Sill Bimmons -
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So daily fantasy sites are now required to obtain a gambling license in the state of Nevada. How many yokel State congresscritters with a bug up their ass about gambling are now going to go “Even the heathens in Nevada know that this threat to our precious youth known as Daily