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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
As excited as I am for this weekend’s games, no matter how you slice and dice it, there’s going to be a nuclear-level amount…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Man, the Steelers are so, so fucked. No Le’Veon Bell, THE BEN can’t throw more than probably 10 yards, and now no Antonio Brown.…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
With Fantasy Football now finished for the season (boooo), the Mailbag is now transitioning to that of a grab bag – your sex lives…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
I’ve felt out of the loop on most sports things this week. I dunno why. Apparently the Vikes-Cards game was good last night? Regardless,…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
I missed the Lions-Packers game last night, and I’m damn sorry I did. Because holy shit, when I got home from hockey and looked at…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Mmmm. Tryptophan. A hell of a drug. Hope everybody enjoyed their Thanksgivings yesterday, and kept the hand-to-hand combat to a minimum between yesterday’s family…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Because I’m sensible (and also busy on Thursday nights) I didn’t watch the Jags-Titans game last night. But I did see some highlights this…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Was last night the most watchable Bengals-Browns game in a long time? I don’t actually know, as I didn’t get a chance to watch…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Halloween! A time where we actively permit children to work towards developing juvenile diabetes and/or lifelong psychological trauma, while we get inappropriately drunk and…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
I missed last night’s abortion of a game between Seattle and San Fran, so I guess that makes me one of the lucky ones.…