Month: March 2016

CrimeBeat!: Booooooooooorrred

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem -
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Mother pus bucket...this is what I have to deal with? Jesus, the phrase is "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade." You're handing me two raisins and expecting me to make wine. Two little wizened raisins, like Favre-testicle raisins. No one wants BrittFar Testicle Wine. No one's going to read

Basketball Coma – Thursday Afternoon Edition

King Hippo -
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I have taken this day off work as long as I can remember, and hell...I am genuinely sick this year. Just hope I don't die before the coma weekend ends. To the games! 13W UNC-Wilmington vs. 4W Duke (12:15, CBS) Wow, the Devils don't even get the 7:00 pm Spotlight

Roger Goodell Has A Quiet Day At The Office

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers -
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345 Park Avenue, New York [Roger Goodell is sitting alone in his office in a massive black leather desk chair, humming the NFL Red Zone theme music as he fills out paperwork. For once, the curtains are open and the sun shines brightly into the usually gloomy, marble-columned office. The intercom

“All Dreams Start or End Tonight” Tuesday Open Thread

Beerguyrob -
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Possibly the most unproductive work week in North America kicks off tonight. HUZZAH! But first, what brings us here: Free Agency: the thrill is gone after the first week. Not much left to cover until the draft in 43 days. Still, CJ Anderson - staying in Denver! Now he'll just have to figure

Commentist Beer Barrel: Homebrew Edition

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem -
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Ahoy-hoy, fellow beer coneseu    connisor   enthusiasts! Make it Snow is out again this week, presumably hiding from (or fleecing) the locust-like hordes of street musicians descending upon Austin. Keep playing that utterly-cliche-acoustic-guitar-ballad, young Rian; you're sure to land a record contract some day! Brettfavrescolonoscopy, in turn, provided perhaps the most Zen