Man... I don't even know. I can tell you that I watched the Oscars with my wife, looking for my future wife. I will die on these hills. The whole fuck-up at the end was my reward for sticking it through until the end, which was some time after 9:00 Best Coast time. Then I
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Bienvenido a la noche del sábado, Commentistas. If you are on the verge of either going out, or **shudder** talking to relatives, the Razzies ceremony is this evening, possibly even on their YouTube channel. The winners were announced earlier today. Find them on a regular entertainment site, as their homepage looks like it
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 69) Special King-Size Edition!
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An “AAAAARGH!!1!1!1” Rant About Canadian Broadcasting Rules
So, for those of you who pay attention, I'm a Canadian. You can't deport me, because I'm safely ensconced north of the border. But that doesn't mean I don't have opinions - sometimes, impolite opinions. One of my particular peeves is about the qualities of Canadian broadcasting regulations, and in particular about
25 Questions About the NFL from a barely interested former “fan”
I've changed the title a bit, but we're back with 25 questions. I want to keep it at 25 although I am totally tempted to include the following song in every post: Today, we tackle the NFL Offseason and what people do to spend the time. *** So, today I got a Groupon