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HRTN Horror Double Feature!
That last film was pretty…weird. It must have been one of those European horror films that don’t make as much sense in English. Or…
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CFL Beat: Week 18
I’d like to say I’m giving a shit about football this week. Realistically, I don’t know if I could possibly give less of a…
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HRTN Horror Double-Feature
Holy cow! That was intense! Like, that Moose guy found these cannibals trying to eat this brain guy, and then this old cannibal lady…
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HRTN: Moving Day
The scene: The Secret Base on the Island of Doktor Zymm! Specifically, right outside of the secret base, where there’s a yard sale in…
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Announcing… The #DoLoThroDo17 Challenge.
I’m doing a stupid thing on Saturday, and I encourage you all to join me in this endeavour if you so please. If you…
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HRTN Horror Double-Feature!
How you managed to get a date with Debbi Jo Sopinsky is still a minor miracle, but you did! And now here you are,…
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Your Short & Simple Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Ezekiel Elliott appeal had its hearing before a federal panel on Monday. A three-judge panel with the U.S. 5th Circuit Court…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 97)
The scene: The Iguana Mart of the Future! While the rest of the DFO has been up to their ears in trouble, Low Commander…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 96)
The scene: The future! A time centuries from now, when mankind has survived countless wars, disasters and Zymm-related incidents to…well, maybe not thrive, exactly.…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 95)
The scene: The Secret Base on the Island of Doktor Zymm! Ballsofsteelandfury is walking down the hallway with Moosemas Gorilla, Jerry and BFC. BFC:…