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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 101)
The scene: The Secret Island of Doktor Zymm! Specifically, the rec room, where it’s beginning to look a lot like Moosemas. Marc Trestmans Windowless…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 100)
The scene: The parking lot of the Iguana Mart in the future. Like, waaaay in the future, man. There’s currently a one-sided firefight going…
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Your “What else is on?” Monday Night Football Preview and Open Thread
Seriously, when I looked at yesterday’s schedule, there was not one game that I was interested in watching. Steelers-Clots wasn’t even available in LA.…
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Balls and tWBS: At The Movies
Citizen Kane Casablanca Gone With The Wind Lawrence of Arabia Schindler’s List These are just a few of the movies celebrated as being the…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 99)
The scene: The Secret Island of Doktor Zymm! Specifically, the lab where Doktor Zymm is trying to resurrect Yolanda the vampire from her current…
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Your 2017 Stihlers Bye Week Report
Thought you were done with me, huh? Nope! Because the Pittsburgh Steelers had a bye in the week just concluded, you get an update…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 98)
The scene: The Deadly Jungle on the Secret Island of Doktor Zymm! A pair of crabmen, having escaped the lab (and an angry Fozz)…
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The Blair Walsh Project
Exterior: Wintertime in a wooded area. A shaky handheld camera pans in a 180 degree view. Voice 1: “Hey Laura? I think I’ve got…
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HRTN Horror Double-Feature!
The scene: An abandoned cabin in the woods, where Angry Girl Scout has brought Unsurprised, Litre Cola and the Maestro, in order to sacrifice…
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“What Mess Is This?” A Walking Dead Review
Yesterday, I tried to combine two tortures into one, wanting the Open Thread to serve as a “Walking Dead” recap as well. However, like…