After penning an ode to Los Donkeyfuckers earlier this week, I had a bit of trepidation Googling "VICE news Chile" - alas, it doesn't seem like La Roja are famously into boning livestock. I'm sure my college drinking buddy Rodrigo will be heartbroken. Fun story about Rodrigo - at his 2nd wedding,
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Las Razones Por Que Su Equipo Chupando: Paraguay Edicion
Paraguayan National Football and Competitive Barbershop Quartet Team First off, I'd like to apologize to our Spanish-speaking DFOers for my atrocious butchering of a beautiful language. Second off, I'd like to apologize to our non-Spanish-speaking for exposing you to Spanish. According to my aunt's Facebook posts, having to listen to even as
Hot and Unstable: Argentina 2019 Copa América Preview
Prodigious resources wasted by incompetent narcissists: that’s Argentina. But enough about politics. Let’s talk fútbol. In the last World Cup, Argentina had one of the more STACKT rosters but were buried under coach Jorge Sampaoli, a clueless diva whose main talent was out-asshole-ing himself. “Smurfs! I HATE SMURFS!” (traslation mine) In Russia 2018,
Better Know A South American Euros Participant – Colombia
Hi, everybody. It's King Hippo, bringing you news of Most Glorious South American Euros. Today's preview involves the beautiful, peace-loving nation of Colombia, where the national team is called Los Cafeteros - because certainly, when one thinks of Colombian exports, one always thinks coffee. You may remember them from the last World
