You know, I don't think anyone could be prouder of their class than me. You all outdid yourselves. Give yourselves slaps on the ass! HARD! On to the winners: Because no one appreciates inside jokes born out of a wild Vegas weekend more than I do. Honorable mention goes to SonofSpam: That’s how I celebrated
Housekeeping
The DFO Patrón Saint
Back at the site where we all met, there was a patron saint and a matron saint and it was pretty obvious as to who they were and why they were. Here, we have many unofficial matron saints And no official patron saint although two viable obvious options exist. Unfortunately, I'm worried they
88 Questions about the Viagra commercial protagonists
For the young'uns so they get the shitty pop culture reference: Let's get started 1 Why is the blue-eyed blondie with the matching dress shown fully but Limpy McDick can't have his face shown? 2 What kind of stupid double-standard is that? 3 Are we meant to imply that it's all her fault? 4 That's
Balls’ Offseason Plans
Well, here we are again at the end of a NFL season. Things may seem bleak. Maybe as bleak as my Cure-inspired middle of the night ramblings, but fear not, dear readers for we have plans PLANS I TELL YOU for the offseason. At least I do. Old School Zero is putting
Get Fired Up.
DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week 14
Just because I think I can still win these things, doesn't mean I'm insane. Sort of. What happened this week? DFO Spreads Wide (picking against the spread, Prize = A grab at OSZ’s bag of goodies) Sunrisesunrise let everyone back into the race and now leads by only 2 over Warthog who
To The Echos Of The Whistle: The Post-Bye Lions
DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week 12
Things are getting tight. DFO Spreads Wide (picking against the spread, Prize = A grab at OSZ’s bag of goodies) Sunrisesunrise's lead remains at 3, but over a new #2, JerBear. Sill, King Hippo, and Warthog are one behind JerBear in third with the king in yellow two more back. High scorer
