Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Nazca Lines

The Maestro - May 17, 2018May 17, 2018

Well, folks, it's the end of the line for me here. I've enjoyed my time gallivanting across the world, doing my best to discover hidden secrets and expose the deep-state globalist cabal, but other duties are calling me as the weather warms up and great minds turn their attention back

AFL Beat – 2018 Round 8

ballsofsteelandfury - May 14, 2018May 13, 2018

We are back and I would be remiss not to thank my good buddy tWBS for filling in for me last weekend! It's been, what, three weeks since I've done this? I used to fill these with pictures of hot Australian girls, didn't I? If not, I do apologize. Now, where

TGISF… Talking Baseball

theeWeeBabySeamus - May 11, 2018May 11, 2018

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I like baseball. That's not exactly a secret, I suppose. But what you folks might not realize is that I like baseball just for the sake of baseball itself. What I mean by that is that I enjoy watching baseball even when I don't have a particular rooting interest. Weird, but

Goddess II – Episode 15

theeWeeBabySeamus - May 11, 2018May 10, 2018

[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Parking Deck, 7:07am] A small and fragile looking elderly woman approaches the van where Luis, Manuel and Brad are still waiting. Brad has fallen back asleep. Luis: Hey lady. Get outta here before you get in the way and... Woman: STFU. Are you Luis? Luis (looking at Manuel then

Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Ourang Medan

The Maestro - May 10, 2018May 8, 2018

So I seriously had my hands full this week. Turns out that even with oversized tires, it's hard to drive a VW bus on water. Who knew? I was bummed to have to leave the Mystery Machine behind this week, taking a series of flights and cruise ships instead, but

The NFL Dating Game!

yeah right - May 7, 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNJurbIDEpU Voice over: "It's time to play...The NFL Dating Game! Now Let's welcome the host of our show...The Ghost of Jim Lange!" [audience applause] Ghost of Jim Lange: "Hi Everybody! Welcome back to our show! We've got a great contestant lined up today and three handsome available NFL bachelors just waiting for their chance to

AFL Beat – 2018 Round 7

theeWeeBabySeamus - May 7, 2018May 7, 2018

As you've no doubt surmised from that beautifully done banner image, this is tWBS coming at you this week from down under. But don't get excited (not that you would anyway) because I'm about to really let BallsofSteelandFury down. You see, it was my job to sit in for him

TGISF… Pew Pew Pew

theeWeeBabySeamus - May 4, 2018May 4, 2018

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I can't believe I'm doing this. I am not a huge Star Wars fan. As a kid (keyphrase there "As a kid"), I did see and enjoy the first three installments. Or was that the middle three installments? And WTF was that about anyway? Start with number four? Oh and then go

Goddess II – Episode 14

theeWeeBabySeamus - May 4, 2018May 3, 2018

[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Skyview Suite, 6:07am] tWBS staggers out of the living room. There are still eight porn girls (and also BallsofSteelandFury) piled up on one another on the floor behind him as he exits the room and hits the kitchen. He still has a black lace thigh high

House of Pain: No Heat ‘Til Brooklyn (Or, a Third Hot Sauce Expo Recap)

Senor Weaselo - May 3, 2018May 1, 2018

I promise to keep it shorter this time! Yes, end of April, time for another Hot Sauce Expo excursion to Brooklyn. Though abridged since I taught in the morning and afternoon, and I drove there and parking was… eh, not the worst I've experienced. Thank goodness it was Sunday so no

Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Mystery of Bimini Road

The Maestro - May 3, 2018May 2, 2018

So we had a draft the other day or something. I dunno. Schneids is pissing me off lately. Keeps saying he's too busy to come on adventures with me, and has to "start planning minicamp" or some shit. Ha! Doesn't he know that the trick to a good minicamp is

TGISF… You Have Your Draft, I’ll Have Mine

theeWeeBabySeamus - April 27, 2018April 27, 2018

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I did not watch the NFL Draft last night.** I watched hockey. ** Full Disclosure: I did click over to the draft during hockey commercial breaks/intermissions. Ostensibly to see who was going where, but really in hopes of hearing a few Goodell boos. Those are always fun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGup0BWv-ng I will not be watching the