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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Gun Shield
“The best defence is a good offence,” they say. Just as well. Numbers keep dropping for my high school team’s roster – too many…
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AFL Beat 2019 Round 7
This week, Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! Round 7 Recaps and Highlights We are finally back to a normal schedule with no…
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Your “Your Balls Are Bouncing” Friday Evening Open Thread
This week in tWBS Depresses Everyone…. My father would have turned 80 years old yesterday had he lived. Unfortunately, he died a little over…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Windkanone
If there’s one thing you know about me, folks, it’s that I love wind. It’s true. Starting on D in overtime shows confidence. When…
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House of Pain: Opening the Gate (or, The Annual NYC Hot Sauce Expo Breakdown, 2019 Edition)
Howdy, lizard people. It’s late April, so as mentioned in the last House of Pain, it’s (slightly after) the time of the year where…
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AFL Beat 2019 Round 6
This week, Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! Round 6 Recaps and Highlights The schedule continued being weird as the ANZAC Day holiday…
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Your “3rd Annual Hockey Chicks” Friday Evening Open Thread
Wow, three years I’ve been doing this. No wonder I feel dirty inside. Anywhoooo….. For the past few years, the Washington Capitals and Pittsburgh…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Krummlauf
I got upset with my high school quarterback the other day – kid can’t throw a damn corner route to save his life. It’s…
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AFL Beat 2019 Round 5
This week, Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! Round 5 Recaps and Highlights The schedule was a bit weird this week with games…
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Your “Easter Egg Hunts Prove That Your Lazy Kid CAN Actually Find Things When They Want To” Friday Evening Open Thread
It’s Easter Weekend. Jesus was a pretty cool dude. I’m not a particularly religious person, but I truly do mean that I think Jesus…
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