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Your Indy 500 / Coke 600 Memorial Day Weekend Open Thread
There is a pretty good ESPN.com article here that gives you a run-down of every entrant in the Indianapolis 500. It mentions that this…
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Your “Possibly Nihilistic” Friday Evening Open Thread
Yep, I’m mailing this one in big time this week. Mostly because I’m traveling and I procrastinated all week on writing it until it…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: Relinquish
Angel’s Share, East Village. 2:47 am, May 22nd, 2019 Door handles. Door handles jiggle when they are locked. Why do door handles jiggle when…
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AFL Beat 2019 Round 9
This week, Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! Round 9 Recaps and Highlights We are again on our normal schedule of one Australian…
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Your “Junk In The Trunk” Friday Evening Open Thread
This week’s edition is especially designed for my good friend BallsofSteelandFury . Even though he didn’t ask for this by specific request, he’s getting…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: Incendiary Camels
Got a few more kids who dropped out on me on my high school team’s roster. Stuff’s getting real tough looking ahead for next…
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AFL Beat 2019 Round 8
This week, Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! Round 8 Recaps and Highlights We are again back to a normal schedule with no…
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Your “If A Woman Speaks And No One Listens Her Name Is Probably Mom” Friday Evening Open Thread
It’s Mother’s Day Weekend. You know what that means. OK, let’s just ignore that. Anywhooooo….. I was going to use the term “MILFs” in…
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We need to talk about last night’s Paradise Hotel: Chlamydia Stew
I swear to you that I have better taste. I do not just exclusively watch skanky reality television. Last night, I had finished dinner…
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Analysis: How The Denver Broncos Have Fixed Their Perceived Problems At Quarterback
Make no mistake. They’ve done it. For the Denver Broncos, the 2019 season will represent one of renewed hope, fostering in the next generation…