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A Tradition Unlike Any Other (Ugh) Now, Post-Plague and Sort of Updated! Without Commets from Years Ago!

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Hello, friends. It's a tradition unlike any other. It's The Masters. I'm Jim Nantz, and it's my distinct pleasure to bring you one of the great events in all of sports. It's Augusta National Golf Club, the Mecca of professional golf. The pride, the heritage, the racial purity. Yes, The Masters embodies

David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 14: Hangover Help From Historical Hordes

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Tylenol? Here, take the whole bottle. I know it's probably not strictly ethical for me to give you this many all at once, but we really shouldn't have had all those Bloody Marys hanging out in the pool after playing golf yesterday. I feel just as rough as you are. Take

David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 13: Teething Solutions For The Modern Mother

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Look, I know you're frustrated about not being able to sleep, but I don't do pediatrics - I'm sorry. No, Darren Sproles doesn't count! But I empathize. I do. Teething's no fun for anybody. I could potentially refer you to my buddy, Dr. Earl Bradley, down in Delaware... but I

David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 12: Life, Lungs, Love, and Laughter: Tips And Tricks For The Leader In You!

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I'm going to have to ask you to cough for me this morning. I know you've been up all night coughing, but you have to understand that for a patient such as yourself with known breathing issues, you really need to be more aware of the risks of riding shotgun

AFL Beat! AFLW Finals Week One and AFL Round 1!

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This week, the AFLW Finals started! Sort of. Apparently, COVID went through the Collingwood team and their game against Brisbane was postponed. As of this writing, they still haven't figured out when it will be played. My understanding, however, is that a forfeit is not in play. UPDATE: THEY'VE

David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 11: The Sacred Seizure And What It Means

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Good morning. Seems you had quite the night. I must say... it's probably better that you try and limit the number of times you wake up completely covered in blood. I would certainly prefer it if you only did it when you weren't under NFL contract, you know. It means

The Maestro Goes To A Meeting (Your Tuesday Night Open Thread)

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[EXT. A cold, barren Canadian wasteland.] [A man in a giant parka dismounts from the back of a polar bear. The bear is haggard, having trudged for days through the deep snow while carrying the man.] [The man gives the bear a gentle nuzzle on his snout]. MAN: Thanks, pal. You've earned yourself

AFL Beat! AFLW Finals and AFL previews!

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This week, the regular season ended. Also, I must share this glorious mullet once again: And I must share two more things: Our Collingwood hero has fixed his glassesAnd he has gone full blond! Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Finals are about to start! Let's get right to it! *** Week 10

David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 10: The Gentle Kiss Of The Red-Hot Poker

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Good morning. Have a seat. Oh, I see. Well, maybe grab that throw pillow in the corner there and give it a try. Ah, very well. Hemorrhoids. Yes, I understand, and empathize. Well of course I can deal with those for you. However, before we begin, I must ask - did you

AFL Beat! AFLW Round 9 and AFL Preview Part Deux

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This week, we are back to a regular schedule! Also, I must share this glorious mullet one more time: Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! There is some normalcy and the Finals picture is getting clearer. Let's get right to it! *** Week 9 Recaps St. Kilda Saints 18 - 9 Geelong Cats If

David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 9: Rabies Gets An Unfair Rep!

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Good morning, patient. That's quite the nasty bite you've got on your finger. Looks like a canine tooth... Oh, I see. Yes, that's fine, I won't mention your fetishes to the rest of the internet... nobody needs to know what your side pieces have been doing to you. That said,

David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 8: Hooked On Phonics? Fork Your Tongue!

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Good morning. You sure have had a lot of visits with me this past while. Is the NFL covering your co-pay or something? At any rate, time to look at your chart... you're saying that you've been at a loss for words since football season ended? I suppose, in some