Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them

Your “One Month Until Camps Open” Monday Evening Open Thread

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Most training camps open between July 25-27. As such, it's nothing but "here's how we're gonna do this year" quotes coming out of most players & teams. Of note: NFL Notes: Cam Newton is throwing footballs again, having recovered from shoulder surgery. And get this: he wants to win a Super

Your “Object May Be Closer Than Appears” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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NFL News: Derek Carr got paid. Five years, $125 million. He's now the highest-paid QB. Jaws isn't sure if ESPN will have him back for the 2017 season. He feels there are more layoffs coming, and the network hasn't yet said what his role will be going forward. Mild Crimebeat!

Your “Well, Here’s Proof There Is No God” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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To answer the question from last night: $200. NFL News: For reasons that will become apparent after the sun swallows the earth, Jerry Jones & some Hall of Fame folks met the Pope at The Vatican. At least Robert Kraft is an observant Jew, which made the Jerusalem event yesterday make

Your “Opening Night Beer Night!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL notes: In a statement that strains both human credibility and the "bullshit" test, Roger Goodell says "my friendship with Robert [Kraft] was never strained." He says he still plans to attend the Patriots season opener in September. Learning a new meaning for the term "veteran talent", Jets fans have found

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #4 – “The Friendly Skies”

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Tonight's Episode: "The Friendly Skies" The hotel room was a mess.  The sheets were on the floor, there were high heels and underwear everywhere, and the mini-bar was empty. It had been a good night. As he stepped out of the shower, he gave Candy a firm slap on the ass and told her

Fun with Nick Hardwick: A Liar’s Guide for Moving to LA 3 – Carson Drift

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Last week, former San Diego Chargers radio color commentator and long time center, Nick Hardwick, announced that he would be doing a complete and total about-face on his decision to call games for the second NFL team in Los Angeles. This is rather surprising, considering the fact that Hardwick had

Your “Oh, I Don’t Know – Let’s Say Moe” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL Notes: the Titans are kicking Eric Decker's tires. Brent Griffith, who spent one year with the Bills in 1990, is being charged with insurance fraud over said AFC Championship ring. he had claimed it stolen, but was ratted out by his ex-wife who believes didn't get her share. Number

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #3 – “Snow Day”

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Tonight's Episode: Snow Day It was early June and summer was in the air.  Everywhere else but here. Moose - The End Is Well Nigh had just come back inside from shoveling snow. But it was still coming down so hard that he'd never be able to get out and make it to the

Your “Just One More Playoff To Go” Monday Evening Open Thread

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NFL News: Mike McCarthy, seen right with the only reason he's still employed, has dismissed all veterans with 6+ years of NFL experience from mandatory minicamp this week. the logic is that, under Jon Gruden's favourite provisions of the CBA, actual coaching time with players is at a premium, so why

Your “Death & Darkness Are Rushing Forward” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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Luckily, there's still The Darkness. NFL Notes: Julian Edelman & the Patriots have agreed on a contract extension. Otherwise, this was the final year of his four-year deal signed in 2014. Also, no one smaller than him is a free agent, so Belichick had no choice - other than scouring the

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #2 – “Baker’s Dozen”

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Tonight's episode: BAKER'S DOZEN It was a fresh crisp evening in the Pacific Northwest.  The hipsters were riding their bikes to the food truck farm alongside the river while vaping their legal weed.  Off in the distance,  a distinct roar of a crowd could be heard as a piece of Tall Timber

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #1 – “Love in a Locker”

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Tonight's Episode:  Love in a Locker It was a late spring / early summer day in woody Connecticut.   Schools were letting out and all the kids were happily thinking about their summer plans and emptying out their lockers.  All the old crap was tossed away into the trash receptacles of which