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Your “Mo’ MAC, Mo’ Problems” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
I didn’t get my book read last night. Shocking, I know. I probably won’t get to it today/tonight either. Mostly because I suck and…
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Your “Put The Bunny Back In The Box” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: It’s all about fragile QBs today Mike McCarthy is right: “Brett Hundley is not our issue right now”. The offensive line, which…
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Your “How The Hell Did That Happen?” Monday Night Football Preview & Open Thread
NFL News: Hippo’s got you covered for all the weirdness of the weekend, but I’d just like to take a minute to ask the…
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No One’s 2017 “Chargers” Bye Week Update
There has been a fair amount of discussion so far this year of what the new name for the football team formerly residing in…
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Your “Trade Deadline Headlines” Halloween Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Trade deadline updates: October 30th: Duane Brown: from the Texans to the Seahawks Houston gets cornerback Jeremy Lane, a second-round pick in…
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The Evil Dean
EXTERIOR – RAMSHACKLE CABIN IN THE WOODS – EARLY DUSK [The camera slowly zooms and then pans around the cabin. There is an odd…
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Your “It Looks Good… A Little Too Good” Monday Night Football Open Thread
NFL News: Word broke over the weekend that Jerry Jones is leading a group of 17 owners “reviewing” Roger Goodell’s possible contract extension. Which,…
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Your “I Learned It By Watching You!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Martavis Bryant has publicly said he wants out of Pittsburgh. The once-suspended WR says that if Pittsburgh won’t use him, then they…
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Take A Knee Zeke! It’s The Dallas Cowboys At The Bye!
Before we get into the travesty that the Cowboys’ 2017 season is about the become, a few words about Jerry Jones. Unless you were…
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Your “Well, Well, Well…” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: On-field issues Adrian Peterson – now a Cardinal The Saints received an undisclosed (late-round) pick in exchange. CJ2K is now out, released…