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LA Football Report – 2017 Week 6
We are at the 1/3 point in the NFL season and the 1/2 point in the college season, so it seems as good a…
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“There’s A Team In Vegas?!” – A Half-assed Smart-ass NHL Preview
The NHL enters another season starting today. The season starts with 31 teams, with the newly ensconced Las Vegas Golden Knights taking the ice…
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Your “Stylin’ & Profilin’” Monday Night Football & Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The pressure must have gotten to John Fox – it’s Truth Biscuit time in Chicago! His first game will be next Monday…
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Hope Clicks Eternal – The Seattle Seahawks
Of all the 1-2 teams I could choose, this week seemed fairly obvious to me. There are four teams at 1-2 that didn’t expect…
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On Kneeling, Standing, and other controversial positions
A few years ago, I went on a nice vacation to various countries in Southeast Asia. On that trip, I went to Hong Kong,…
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Your “Wait – Is The ‘Victory Formation’ Now An Anti-American Protest?” Monday Night Football Open Thread
NFL News: Anthemgate update: (Anthemgazi? 9-11them?) Roger Goodell told latte foam inhaler Peter King he is “proud” of the League’s response to Donald Trump’s…
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Hope Clicks Eternal – the New York Giants
So, it’s the start of Week-3 in the N. F. L. The articles are already starting to come out of the journalismism factories and…
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Your “Purple & Black Are In Your Genes, Now Find Out What Else Is” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Jaguars have signed Ryan Nassib as their 3rd string QB, because Blake Bortles & Chad Henne haven’t exactly looked like Montana…
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Your “A Friend In Need Is A Pest” Monday Night Football Open Thread
NFL News: Significant injuries from the weekend: Greg Olsen – broken foot – 6-8 weeks Vic Beasley – torn hamstring – 4-6 weeks If…
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On Politics, Trump, and why the Patriots are a perfect reflection of Trump’s America
We here on this fair site have a deep deep hatred for the Patriots. Their “success” and the reaction of their fanbase to this…