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Your “Crimebeat!’ Is Going To Become A Daily Feature At This Point” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
You can start calling DFO the State Department, because as of this morning we’ve denied over 1900 Russians. NFL News: Both sides in the…
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Your “What I Did On My Summer Vacation” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Not to brag, but I think the high school team my program’s attached to just eliminated the Jets from playoff contention. NFL News: Hurricane…
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Your “Tomorrow Might Not Be Here For You” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Slight hangover…no scratches or cuff marks…note from wife about snoring…VICTORY! NFL News: Ezekiel Elliott’s appeal hearing has finally ended. Under the rules, the arbitrator…
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HAPPY FUN BRAIN SCREAMING TIME: A Buffalo Bills Season Preview!
Holy shit, you guys, I can’t remember going into a Bills regular season so stoked about their chances to Make Some Noise since… well,…
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Your “Final Day of the Beer Selling Season” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Today is the last day of the regular season at The Nat, so forgive me if the preview is short. I’m excited because people…
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Your “No Problems Here – What Are You Talking About?”
NFL News: Tony Romo will miss Friday’s Chiefs-Seahawks game because his son was born last night. Good for him. Little Jones McCoy Romo joins…
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Your “Today I Settle All Family Business” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Le’Veon Bell will return to the Steelers on September 1st: It’s looking a tad more serious in New York, as reports are…
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Making Ezekiel: Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag
By far the most common question submitted this week was about where you should take Ezekiel Elliot in your upcoming drafts. The second most…
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YA BETTA SUE SOMEBODAYYYY: Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag
Nazis! Suspensions! Nuclear War! Trades! What a week for questions about law and fantasy football! Unsurprisingly, most of your law questions were about our…
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Your “So Damn Tired and Uninspired” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
I just don’t have much in terms of creativity today, so I apologize for going to my weekend well to tie something into the…