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Making Ezekiel: Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag
By far the most common question submitted this week was about where you should take Ezekiel Elliot in your upcoming drafts. The second most…
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YA BETTA SUE SOMEBODAYYYY: Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag
Nazis! Suspensions! Nuclear War! Trades! What a week for questions about law and fantasy football! Unsurprisingly, most of your law questions were about our…
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Your “So Damn Tired and Uninspired” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
I just don’t have much in terms of creativity today, so I apologize for going to my weekend well to tie something into the…
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Your “The Lesson Learned Is ‘Not To Care’” Monday Evening Open Thread
Well, I believe I speak for the majority when I say, those were some real Week-1 preseason games. Oh, and fuck Dean Spanos with…
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Your “People Tell Me That I’m Gonna Lose You” Sunday Evening Open Thread
So, the first weekend of the pre-season ends tonight, with the Seahawks going down I-5 & then onto I-10 to visit some team called…
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Your “Multiple Games = Multiple Disappointments” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: The pre-season schedule begins in earnest tonight, with 7 games, “highlighted” by a game of musical QB chairs in Chicago between the…
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Stadium of Leaves – Nobody’s 2017 Chargers Preview
This is a collaborative post from the sick and horrible minds of Old School Zero and Low Commander of the Super Soldiers. You have been…
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Your “Meanwhile, Back At The Legion of Boom…” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Kam Chancellor agreed to a three-year extension. Three years, $36 million – with $25 million guaranteed. Look forward to Seattle in 2017…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #9 – “Special Sauce”
Tonight’s Episode: “Special Sauce” The young man sat on the NYC Subway, riding along, lost in thought. Rehearsals had been cancelled and he unexpectedly…
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Your “Daylight Upon The Horizon” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Two big highlights of the day: All teams have their main training camps opening today or tomorrow; and The Hall of Fame Game is…