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Fun with Big Beer: “The High End”
The battle for your dollar rages on in the beer industry. For the last 2 decades, “Big Beer” in North America has tried many…
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Your “Classic Nordberg” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Given their history as a dumpster fire, it’s perhaps not surprising that the Browns’ stadium is clapped with the same material as…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #8 – “Model Behaviour”
Tonight’s episode: “Model Behaviour” The apartment was littered with pizza boxes, empty 2 liter bottles, and take-out containers. The recycling cooperative van had…
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Your “What Fresh Hell Is This?” Monday Evening Open Thread
The first stills for the HBO Sandusky movie came out today, and the best comment at Deadspin was about how it’ll be the second…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #7 – “Errant Balls”
Tonight’s Episode: “Errant Balls” It was late on a Monday night in the DFO clubhouse. The poker table had been well used on this…
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White Men Deserve a Break
Happy Fourth of July. During lunch at work, I came across Roland Merullo’s “In Defense of The White Male”, published in the Boston Globe…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #6 – “God. Bless. America”
Tonight’s Episode: “God. Bless. America.” It was the morning of July 3rd, 2017. It would be a momentous day, though no one would likely…
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Your “Ugh – This Crap Again?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Dreamboat came #1 in the players poll of the Top-100. something something save us Bernard Pollard. Hey – he’s currently available. Matty…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #5 – “In Heat”
Tonight’s Episode: “In Heat “ He exited the stadium along with a crowd of others. It was a quiet and somber mass of humanity…
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Your “One Month Until Camps Open” Monday Evening Open Thread
Most training camps open between July 25-27. As such, it’s nothing but “here’s how we’re gonna do this year” quotes coming out of most…