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Your “Blah Blah Blah…We Can’t Hear You” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The NFL has responded to yesterday’s news about CTE in athletes’ brains: We appreciate the work done by Dr. McKee and her…
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Your “Oops, Our Bad” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: One day after being cut from the Cowboys for being nothing but trouble (& not named Ezekiel), Lucky Whitehead has had all…
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Your “What’s Old Is New Again” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Based on his gradual recovery from shoulder surgery, Andrew Luck will start camp on the PUP list. more time foar gravy! Also…
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Fun with Big Beer: “The High End”
The battle for your dollar rages on in the beer industry. For the last 2 decades, “Big Beer” in North America has tried many…
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Your “Classic Nordberg” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Given their history as a dumpster fire, it’s perhaps not surprising that the Browns’ stadium is clapped with the same material as…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #8 – “Model Behaviour”
Tonight’s episode: “Model Behaviour” The apartment was littered with pizza boxes, empty 2 liter bottles, and take-out containers. The recycling cooperative van had…
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Your “What Fresh Hell Is This?” Monday Evening Open Thread
The first stills for the HBO Sandusky movie came out today, and the best comment at Deadspin was about how it’ll be the second…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #7 – “Errant Balls”
Tonight’s Episode: “Errant Balls” It was late on a Monday night in the DFO clubhouse. The poker table had been well used on this…
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White Men Deserve a Break
Happy Fourth of July. During lunch at work, I came across Roland Merullo’s “In Defense of The White Male”, published in the Boston Globe…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #6 – “God. Bless. America”
Tonight’s Episode: “God. Bless. America.” It was the morning of July 3rd, 2017. It would be a momentous day, though no one would likely…