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Your “Ugh – This Crap Again?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Dreamboat came #1 in the players poll of the Top-100. something something save us Bernard Pollard. Hey – he’s currently available. Matty…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #5 – “In Heat”
Tonight’s Episode: “In Heat “ He exited the stadium along with a crowd of others. It was a quiet and somber mass of humanity…
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Your “One Month Until Camps Open” Monday Evening Open Thread
Most training camps open between July 25-27. As such, it’s nothing but “here’s how we’re gonna do this year” quotes coming out of most…
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Your “Object May Be Closer Than Appears” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Derek Carr got paid. Five years, $125 million. He’s now the highest-paid QB. Jaws isn’t sure if ESPN will have him back…
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Your “Well, Here’s Proof There Is No God” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
To answer the question from last night: $200. NFL News: For reasons that will become apparent after the sun swallows the earth, Jerry Jones…
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Your “Opening Night Beer Night!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL notes: In a statement that strains both human credibility and the “bullshit” test, Roger Goodell says “my friendship with Robert [Kraft] was never strained.”…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #4 – “The Friendly Skies”
Tonight’s Episode: “The Friendly Skies” The hotel room was a mess. The sheets were on the floor, there were high heels and underwear everywhere,…
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Fun with Nick Hardwick: A Liar’s Guide for Moving to LA 3 – Carson Drift
Last week, former San Diego Chargers radio color commentator and long time center, Nick Hardwick, announced that he would be doing a complete and…
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Your “Oh, I Don’t Know – Let’s Say Moe” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: the Titans are kicking Eric Decker’s tires. Brent Griffith, who spent one year with the Bills in 1990, is being charged with…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #3 – “Snow Day”
Tonight’s Episode: Snow Day It was early June and summer was in the air. Everywhere else but here. Moose – The End Is Well…