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Your “Just One More Playoff To Go” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Mike McCarthy, seen right with the only reason he’s still employed, has dismissed all veterans with 6+ years of NFL experience from mandatory…
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Your “Death & Darkness Are Rushing Forward” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Luckily, there’s still The Darkness. NFL Notes: Julian Edelman & the Patriots have agreed on a contract extension. Otherwise, this was the final year…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #2 – “Baker’s Dozen”
Tonight’s episode: BAKER’S DOZEN It was a fresh crisp evening in the Pacific Northwest. The hipsters were riding their bikes to the food truck…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #1 – “Love in a Locker”
Tonight’s Episode: Love in a Locker It was a late spring / early summer day in woody Connecticut. Schools were letting out and…
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Your “Scoring Is Down But Celebrations Are Up!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Cortez Kennedy died today, age 48. No cause of death was announced. I just remember him eating people up during the 90s,…
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Listen to the Rhythm of the Falling Rain
FEBRUARY 2017 – MIDDAY – INGLEWOOD, CALIFORNIA – CHARGERS/RAMS JOINT STADIUM SITE [Three well-dressed men exit a limo and approach a chain-link fence, bordering…
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Your “Yay! Bad Things DO Happen To Bad People” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The opening of the new joint Rams and Chargers stadium in Inglewood, Calif., has been delayed until 2020. Unexpected rainfall this…
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Your “Poor Poor Pitiful TAWMMMY” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: LeGarrette Blount has signed a one-year deal with the Eagles. Because the Patriots tendered him as a UFA before May 9, using an…
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Your “Kind Of A ‘Blah’ Day” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Adam Jones pleaded guilty to a misdemeanour charge In Cincinnati today, avoiding a felony charge & trial for the obstruction incident he…
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Your “A Year’s Salary to Stay Under 250? Sign Me Up!” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Eddie Lacy met his first Seahawks weight target Monday, coming in at 253 pounds, well under the 255 pounds he was required…