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Your “Why Would He Want To Leave?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Looking to prevent him developing an itch to scratch, Alabama put academics to the fore and gave Nick Saban an extension through…
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Your “Perfect Day For A Quiet Friend” Sunday Evening Open Thread
Random thoughts for a Sunday afternoon: Awful nice of John Elway to draft the nephew of the only QB with more Super Bowl losses…
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Your “Okay, NOW the Browns Are On The Clock!” Thursday Evening Open Thread
It’s seven days until the Draft. NFL News: Season schedules are scheduled for release at 8:00PM ET today. Chargers – Broncos is rumoured to…
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Your “Well, That’s That” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Deciding to celebrate his recent breakup with entendres, Aaron Rodgers has decided the Packers are more flexible with extra tight-ends. “I think…
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Your “Hold On – I Need A Cup For THose Tears” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: AJ Hawk signed a one-day contract so he could retire a Packer. Dallas jumped early and exercised the 2018 option on OL…
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Your “Easter Sunday? Who Made the Ham?” Evening Open Thread
So, I was raised in a fundamentalist Baptist household. Here’s what Easter meant to people who handed out Jack Chick books: Air tight! Religion sure…
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Your Western Conference Playoff Team Previews & Thursday Evening Open Thread
Lone NFL note: the Draft is two weeks today. As with the East, so too with the West: Calgary: litre_cola Hi gang! The Ice…
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Eastern Conference Playoff Team Previews & Wednesday Open Thread
I’m eschewing NFL News today & tomorrow because nothing important is going on, and the draft is still 15 days away, meaning Cleveland has plenty…
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Your “All About That (In)Action, Boss!”” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Tracy Porter has been waived by the Bears. Backup QB news: Matt McGloin has been signed by the Eagles T.J. Yates has been…
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Your “Dull Sideshow Full of Quacks and Clowns and Philistines” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Reminder: the Draft is three weeks today. NFL News: Beastmode will become a Raider, probably sometime before the draft. John Schneider says his relationship…