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Eastern Conference Playoff Team Previews & Wednesday Open Thread
I’m eschewing NFL News today & tomorrow because nothing important is going on, and the draft is still 15 days away, meaning Cleveland has plenty…
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Your “All About That (In)Action, Boss!”” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Tracy Porter has been waived by the Bears. Backup QB news: Matt McGloin has been signed by the Eagles T.J. Yates has been…
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Your “Dull Sideshow Full of Quacks and Clowns and Philistines” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Reminder: the Draft is three weeks today. NFL News: Beastmode will become a Raider, probably sometime before the draft. John Schneider says his relationship…
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CrimeBeat!: Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride Edition
Good men and women of DFO, rejoice, for I have heard your cry. Deep in my Timeless Slumber, though empires and eons passed me…
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Your “It’s 4 Weeks Until the Draft!” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Start predicting how the Browns will waste all those draft picks. NFL News: In a bid to force Boltman’s appearance at his Hall…
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Your “Man, There’s Really Nothing On” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: non-Raiders: a 4-year extension will ensure Jason Witten remains a Cowboy for life. Chris Long has left the Patriots for the Eagles…
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Your “Vegas Baby!” Monday Evening Open Thread
Banner image via don_t Like the Hall of Fame, this really should have happened while Ken Stabler was alive. Imagine the marketing! NFL News,…
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Your “Play To The Whistle” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: The Raiders are considering Joe Mixon as a draft pick. I thought they were going to go after the “guy who punches…
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Your “Football Is the Madness’ Sorbet” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: today, the Competition Committee proposed: shortening overtime to 10-minutes; making all referees full-time employees by the end of the decade I get…
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“Mad About the Maddening Madness” – Dealing With Mom’s Eventual Phone Call
First, a little musical accompaniment to accompany your reading pleasure: Are you enjoying your day so far? Excellent. We’ve already been treated to quite…