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Your “They Keep Pulling Me Back In!” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Dammit! I keep trying to avoid the NFL, but stupidity keeps bringing it to the fore: “Aaron Hernandez’s Attorneys Might Argue That Weed Made…
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Annual Performance Evaluation: Blandino, D.
NEW YORK, 4:30 a.m.: A bus rolls up to NFL Headquarters. The brakes hiss as the front door opens. A smoky fog rolls along…
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CrimeBeat!: Gift Horse Edition Part I
So, over the last year of doing this “column,” I have bitched on numerous occasions in the past about how desolate and bereft of…
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Your “Happy President’s Family Day” Monday Evening Open Thread
Everyone in North America has a holiday today except British Columbia and whoever drew the short-straw in the Wal-mart employee break room. My condolences to…
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CrimeBeat!: Breaking News Edition
WE NOW INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED “HARD RIDE TO NOWHERE” TO BRING YOU THIS SPECIAL REPORT: Ladies and gentlemen, good evening. I have the…
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An “AAAAARGH!!1!1!1” Rant About Canadian Broadcasting Rules
So, for those of you who pay attention, I’m a Canadian. You can’t deport me, because I’m safely ensconced north of the border. But…
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Your “Hmm…Who Else Can DFO Help Bring Down?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Russians. They’re everywhere. They come in all shapes & sizes. And trying to infiltrate everything, even this here site. But why is that?…
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A Night at the Opera: BOLTMANIAN RHAPSODY
♫ Set to the music of “Bohemian Rhapsody” from Queen ♫ FANS: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a…