![[DOOR FLIES OPEN]](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DFO-MC-Patch.png)
Category: Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
#feverdream (195) *Not A* Sponsored Post (624) AFL Beat (272) A Selection Of (357) Assholes (373) Bastards (249) Bye Week Updates (134) CFL Beat (272) Commentist Participation (315) DFOing Good (5094) DFO radio (184) Entertainment (352) Erotic Friend Fiction (165) Extra Nerdy (326) Fantasy Football (172) Fuck You America (899) futbol (503) Gambling (344) Game Preview (537) horror (175) Insane Shit (1185) Lesser Sports (1072) Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them (465) Life as We Know It (1057) NFL News (819) NotKontent (260) Offseason Events (579) Offseason stories (223) OH WE GON DRANK (2922) Open Threads (4252) Other (222) Preseason Football Sucks (110) Quotables (243) Recipes (694) Reflections (773) scotch (936) Sexy Friday (510) STORNG TAEK!!1! (318) Sunday Gravy (242) Team Previews (300) TV (114) Uncategorized (245) Updates (118) Who Cares About My Opinion (552) Wumbo Wednesday (175)
-
Your “Welcome To Day 4 – ‘It Can’t Stay the Same, Can It?’” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Hi, my name is Beerguy, and I’d like to talk with you about that pit you feel in your stomach. Or maybe it’s in…
-
Your “Welcome To Day 3 – Bargaining With Bargaining” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Hi, my name’s Beerguy, and I’d like to talk with you about the future. Super Bowl LI(cked) is in the book, so it’s time…
-
CrimeBeat!: Whistling Past the Graveyard Edition
/closes eyes, pinches bridge of nose, puffs out cheeks and blows out breath. Ok. Ok. You can do this, Mayhem. //opens eyes, stares at…
-
Someone Had To Do It – A DFO Hate Week Patriots Super Bowl Preview
So, the Patriots & Tom Brady have a chance to win their fifth Super Bowl. Let’s check in with North America for their reaction:…
-
Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Thursday Evening Open Thread
So, it’s time to talk about the Demon King. Sorry. I meant Roger Goodell, not the monster that occupies his soul. I decided to…
-
Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
I was tempted to just type, “I HATE THE FUCKING PATRIOTS! forty times to just get to 200 words. But I forced myself to…
-
Celebrity Superb Owl Picks: Sean Spicer
COWARDLY MEDIA WHORE TRADING JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY FOR ACCESS: Good evening, and welcome to CNN. Tonight, we turn to a somewhat lighter topic than normal:…
-
Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Today’s topic – the Atlanta Falcons. (posted with permission) It’s been my curse to have to follow the Falcons for DFO this year. Since…