Euro Wednesday with Mexican Liquor!

litre_cola - June 16, 2021June 15, 2021

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Good morning all. Normally I use this timeslot for writing about the random Snaxx from around the world but as we know I love the Euros A LOT so a daily preview will take the spot for the month. That being said I do have a review for a gift I got

Your “Who’s That Mysterious Figure?” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

BrettFavresColonoscopy - November 29, 2020November 29, 2020

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It was a cold night. Not historically cold or even stereotypically cold given how goddamn freezing it can get around these parts but just objectively and objectionably cold. I hate it when people dismiss temperatures in the 20s (that's Fahrenheit, obviously) as "not that bad"--Fuck you, when condensation chills to

Substitute Saturday Morning Open Thread.

litre_cola - November 21, 2020November 20, 2020

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Picture it. Seventy fifth minute, your star midfielder pulls up lame due to a hamstring. The surly manager looks down the bench, eyes the road weary player-coach, and contemplates his options. "Well blimey, we ain't got no one else. Litre, you're doing the Sabado thread" "Skip, I have been drinking and

New Year, new you! Let’s be positive EPL Preview and Open Thread

litre_cola - September 12, 2020September 12, 2020

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Good morning! I am really excited. Do you know what never goes away? Futbol! Shit our corner of the clubhouse is year round, disease or not. Seriously, we may have a problem. Happy? This is written before the 1st match so let's go! If you are up like I am right

Your Monday Afternoon Matchday 35 Lesser Footy Open Thread: Change is in the Air

Wakezilla - July 13, 2020July 13, 2020

Hello sports fans, degenerate gamblers and people who want to procrastinate! Today's 3PM EST game is the lesser footy match of the week. We've got Satan's favoUrite team, the Manchester United Red Devils, taking on Daniel Craig's favoUrite team, the Southhampton Saints. Before I break this game down, I'd like to pull

Morning! Except in Europe. Saturday morning Open Thread.

litre_cola - March 7, 2020March 6, 2020

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Good morning, bet you I am up before this posts! I usually have no problem when my spawn wakes up at an ungodly hour but when he is up before Italia football that is an issue. IT IS 8 HOURS AHEAD!!!! There are no matches today so I pray the

Your Oscar Live Post and Sunday Evening Open Thread

yeah right - February 9, 2020February 8, 2020

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banner image by DJ TAJ Good evening everyone and welcome to the show. In past years we here at DFO have had extensive coverage (and amazing original artwork) of Oscar Season provided by our very own Make It Snow. This year due to several commitments he was unable to provide coverage. We will

Saturday, Saturday, Saturday.

litre_cola - February 8, 2020February 7, 2020

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AEK Athens' Ultras are anti-Nazi, that is a good thing. This will be a brief synopsis of what is going on in the world of futbol and as it is early you won't read an essay at this hour. England, in the Premiership Liverpool has this in the bag and hasn't lost

Before Football open thread

litre_cola - January 19, 2020

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Weird, there is nobody at Gillette today. Good morning early risers and our European counterparts. Today should be a great day of footballing. The questions that need to be answered are as follows. Will the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE want a rematch of Superb Owl 1 and have the Chefs v the

Preseason LiveBlog: It’sHereIt’sHereIt’sHereIt’sHere!

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - August 1, 2019August 1, 2019

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It's TIME, biznitches! Pre-Preseason Football is upon us. It is time to anesthetize ourselves to our misgivings and celebrate the unifying factor that brought us all here- NFL FOOBAW!!! WHEN AND WHERE TO WATCH: 8 p.m. Eastern, 7 p.m. God Fearing Time. NBC. WHERE: Canton, Ohio, because it is the "Hall of Fame Game."

Your Kill! Kill! Kill! How Lesser Footy caused World War III open thread

Wakezilla - July 27, 2019

As much as we like to pretend sports is pure and innocent, we all know she has taken a few pokes from the tips of wealthy businessmen over the years and has definitely done anal (it's the sex God can't see if you're hetero-- sorry LGBTQ). It's why in every Lesser

Venezuela: Starving for your attention. Your 2019 Copa América Team Preview

Wakezilla - June 7, 2019June 7, 2019

Reasons why you should cheer for Venezuela: Venezuela is starving for the attention of lesser footy fans who do not have any blood ties to any country participating in the Copa América. Their team nickname, La Vino Tinto (Red wine), is literally encouraging you to drink alcohol while watching them play! Their