Jesus Tapdancing Christ - first the fever, then the back pain, and now the popping Imodium like Tic-Tacs. If my wife hadn't had it first, I know what her perscription would be: NFL News: Now that the Cowboys season is done - reminder: HAHAHAHAHAH.....LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! - the "number one priority" is trading
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Your “I Guess The Pats Bandwagon Got Bigger” Monday Evening Open Thread
Your “Will They Be Outdrawn By A Soccer Team?” Thursday Evening Open Thread
ELECTRIC EXODUS – The Final Showdown
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA - DOWNTOWN - DAY BREAK BOLTMAN: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN BOLTMAN'S DOMAIN. THE FAITHFUL CHARGED ONES MEANDER ABOUT THEIR PITIFUL, MORTAL LIVES AS ANOTHER LONG OFFSEASON BEGINS. BUT BOLTMAN MUST NOT WAIVER! [Shreds an air guitar solo] IT IS UP TO HIM TO ONCE AGAIN LEAD HIS LEGION
Your “‘Raining Money’ = Good; ‘Golden Shower’ = Bad; ‘Getting Hosed’ = Depends” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
To think what the Founding Fathers would say! I supposed Ben Franklin would approve, although he would have preferred French courtesans and older women. I'm not sure how the alt-left would have dealt with this. Urolagnia doesn't lend itself to offence like "Beta-cuck" did for the alt-right. Look for Drs Oz & Phil to have
Your “I Gotta Wait Until Saturday for Football?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Your “In Need Of Emergency Post, Break Glass” National Championship Open Thread
Wait, that doesn't seem right... That's more like it. NFL News: Doug Marrone will stick around the Jaguras, getting the "interim" removed from his title. And they've hired Tom Coughlin as an Executive VP of Football Operations. Depending on your perspective, Joey Porter had a good night or a bad night. That's
Your “Hey, Where’s the NFL?” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Wait?! Why am I writing a Thursday Open Thread? That must mean... Oh no... Dear God... The offseason is partially at hand! What horrors await? Why: Three months of "...and the Browns are on the clock." Six months of waiting for training camps to start. Eight months until the Browns are eliminated from playoff
Your “America’s Hat Is Having A Party?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Coaching Carousel Special
That's a funny word. Carousel. Seriously, look at it, it's weird.... Carousel. Meh. Whatever. Coaches be gettin' fired. Coaches be gettin' rumored. Let's get up to date, Shall we? Carousel? CAROUSEL!!!!!! No Hard feelings guys, but GTFO. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhkNLHictW8 - Who's Out? LA Rams - Jeff Fisher - Here, have a contract extension.....PSYCHE!!!!!! Bye Jeff. Jacksonville Jaguras - Gus Bradley -
Your “What Is Done Cannot Be Now Amended” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: And the first NFL off-season arrest / Crimebeat! story of 2017 goes to... Adam "Pac Man" Jones! Sorry to those of you who had Vontaze Burfict in your pool. So close! "Assault, disorderly conduct, obstructing official business, and something called 'harassment with a bodily substance,' a charge which was
